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figleaph

48 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Observant,humorous,stubborn but willing to learn, loyal, creative, easily entertained,competitive, hard working. I believe we are all on this site looking for the same thing. Most of us have been loved by someone or have loved someone else, Which still leaves a lot to be desired when we are looking for the "One" yet we have only experienced relationships that were only half way there. Being a truly good person can only be and has to be effortless. It's the the same with love. We can't try to fall in love, and I don't wish to be with someone who has to make an effort to be in love. I am however, excited to be on this search for the one I will grow young with. Who will the search end with? I am a bit of a court jester so you probably won't be uptight or judgemental. You definetely do not own or know anyone that owns or is attracted to anyone that owns a yellow humvee. If you have been a passenger in one there will be some explaining to do. Sorry. I prefer wranglers. It isn't the car that I detest as much as the type of person that is driving it. "I just paid a shit ton of money to make it very clear to everyone on I-5 that have a shit ton of money." It's not a car, it's a billboard. With this as the only exception,I am truly not a judgemental person. So if you fall under that category. Shoo! I wish all shoes were as comfortable as broken in rental bowling shoes . Did I include random in my description above?
What I’m doing with my life
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The right thing, most of the time.
I’m really good at
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playing soccer, coaching soccer, playing guitar and admittting it when I over-experiment with a recipe.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't go out. ever. So nobody ever notices anything. I intend to keep it that way. forever. Kidding. Stupid question gets a stupid answer. I have told every single person the first thing I noticed about them. Everyone. The garbage collectors know the first thing I noticed about them because I told them. Immediately. Seriously, I have no clue whatsoever what the first thing anybody has ever noticed about me. None...Zilch....Zero.....Zed,,,,,,But I have a lot of complete strangers tell me that I can be sarcastic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Prayer for Owen Meany, Illusions,Monty python and the holy grail, The Life of Brian, Best in show, The Fifth Element, The Princess Bride, Most comedy shows. As far as music goes I like alternative 90s & 80s, classic rock. I hate anything that has autotune in it or anything that loops a part of a song that was created by someone else. Italian, mexican,chinese,thai,sushi,barbecue,ice cream, butterfingers all crushed up in ice cream,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Patience
Toilet Paper. ( #1 and #2 are not related in any way)
Determination (#1, #2 and #3 are not realated in any way)
Desert
The humour I got from my british mum & dad
A guitar laying somewhere around the couch.(even if it's not being played)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What scale to use on a twelve string electric. A traditional dbl coil or a stacked dbl coil? What magnets? One f-hole or two? The fact that in a short time (or long) I will be adored by someone that I adore.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking teenagers with a broken leg to physical therapy. Broken twice. Same leg. Same place. Long story. When I am not tending to broken teenagers at home I am trying pry my married friends out to have a drink and play darts. I am trying to hone in my throwing skills now that I am partially blind in one eye due to an injury of my own. Vashon is bad, bad luck. Very bad.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ok,here goes. This is EXTREMELY diificult for me to do. I lied about it when confronted and you will soon see why. When I was a young child, I think I was 5 or 6 yrs old. My mother, one evening, took me to a neighbors house to be watched while she and my dad went to see a man about a horse for a couple of hours. The neighbors had a swing set and a playhouse in the backyard as well as a vegatable garden. Tomatos,peas.strawberries,lettuce,potatoes,you name it. They ate fresh. They had a sliding glass door that separated the backyard from the dining room that they were eating dinner in while I played alone in the backyard. My mom had already fed me me before she took me up to the neighbors to be watched. I am not sure what she fed me, but the closest thing that I can compare it to as an adult would be a cup of coffe and a bran muffin. I wasn't comfortable enough to ask them where the bathroom was. For some reason I felt like I had only two choices. The Playhouse, or the vegatable garden. After an hour or so of very short stepped pacing I chose the vegatable garden. The tomatos had enough foliage to to hide me as I was no longer standing. Who would do that while standing?!! Unless you wanted to get caught. They never volunteered to watch me again. My mom never figured out why those people never spoke to her. Ever. .........Boy do I ever feel better!! The weight has lifted from my chest after all these years. I am hoping to find a companion on a dating site that just got me to admit that I pooped in someones vegatable garden. This is not going well.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are still interested, and not a caseworker.
You are not the neighbors that watched me when I was 5 or 6 yrs old
You have a place in your fridge for Miracle Whip. If you are a mayonaise snob, don't waste your time. My fridge has a a place for both. If you like both like me, we might have something to build a long lasting respectfull relationship with.