I'm Haley. I'm fairly shy. I'm super tiny. I still read books. I'm not too glamorous. I'm pretty simple, and I tend to notice little things. I like having curves, they keep my pants from falling down. I really like sleeping. The 90's was the best decade ever, no doubt. I still participate in arts and crafts on a regular basis. I'm fun, I promise.

Also, the whole details thing confuses me. I say I don't do drugs, because I don't consider pot to be a drug.

P.S. Please don't be weird and "wink" or whatever the hell... Just send a message and use actual words. To be honest, if someone winked at me on the street, I'd probably tell them to fuck off. Also, guys with pictures of their torsos really creep me out and are kindof gross.

P.P.S. If I've messaged you, please don't assume that I've only done so because I'm interested in persuing you. The majority of the time I message someone, I just think they're interesting and would like to have a conversation (or maybe form a friendship, who knows) with someone who has similar interests as me.

Currently a student. I haven't fully figured out what I want to do with myself, but I'm really considering become a journalist. Right now, I work at Jamba Juice and I hate it, but they pay me.

Cooking, baking, writing, sewing. I wouldn't say really good, but I manage! Uh...speed reading the tiny "ingredients" section of nutrition facts. Throwing things in the air and catching them with my mouth. Useless, but fun nonetheless.

I'm ridiculously short? Haha. My belt has a cupcake buckle, and a lot of people notice that.

Since I pierced my septum, people comment on it a lot. I hate it when people ask me if it hurt. Of course it hurt, it's a needle through your face.

The Bell Jar, White Oleander, Farenheit 451, All Quiet on the Western Front, 1984, The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons. Harry Potter bookslut and proud!

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Empire Records, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Big Lebowski, Amélie, The Science of Sleep, Girl, Interrupted, The Reader, Fight Club, Brick, V for Vendetta, Milk, Jawbreaker, Defiance.

I like a TON of music. My current favorites are Witch Hunt, The Gits, Antischism, Nausea, Aus-Rotten, Contravene, Homesick Abortions, Cat Power, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Fiona Apple, The Cranberries, The Cure, Be Your Own Pet, Depeche Mode, Feist, M.I.A., Pixies, Joy Division, The Smiths. I'm also going through a huge Culture Club, Cyndi Lauper and Pat Benatar phase right now. I have a huge musical range, I'll pretty much like anything unless it's downright obnoxious.

I'm a vegetarian! I can't stand citrus, for some reason. I'm a huge fan of Thai food and sushi. And chocolate! Strawberries with nutella are very delicious. I guess I like food in general. I'm always making odd yet delicious concoctions.

Water!, friendss, books, food, pen pals, my trusty exacto knife. :)

Hmmm, a lot, I suppose. Life, future, my interpersonal mind. People, their character, body language. Astrology, tarot, numerology. Literature, metaphors, wisdom.

If I'm not working, I might be at home watching movies and being a hermit. Or if I'm in a particularly strange mood, I might go out somewhere. It's not that I don't like to go out, I just don't like spending money.

I'm a bit obsessive compulsive and clean a lot. I'm constantly organizing things. I'm addicted to panties. I'm constantly buying more, even when I don't need to.

I can't think of anything else, but I'm really an open book, so if you have any burning questions, fire away.

you want to?
...and aren't creepy.