A dry, not seldom sarcastic or snide but overall somewhat likable individual who is grumpy because it is morning and his shoulders hurt and who is unsure of the point of doing this in English but ultimately decided to as he feels like it. Hates needless political correctness but knows his manners. Is funny as hell but it takes a certain kind to notice.
(Update: it is morning no longer but the pain is still here. Woe is me.)
(Update 2: many a morning has passed, many a moon has come and gone, many a pain have I suffered. There really is no point in this rant at all, is there?)