Hi, thanks for coming to my page. I'm pretty easygoing; prefer drinks at a movie/play to a night at the club. Recently single, and hoping to get out there and meet new people but it's hard to find artistic types who aren't full crazy.
I tend to over think and under act; I've thought about working on it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a stand up comedian, which means I spend all my time trying to make empty rooms laugh for no pay; also a cook. I was in the Army (medicine), got out a few years or so ago and haven't looked back.
I’m really good at
Bad comedy! I'm a pretty good problem solver and organizer too.
The first things people usually notice about me
Widows peak; that or my refusal to throw out my jeans no matter how
torn they are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Huge Nerd! Supernatural, Dresden Files, Community, Game of Thrones,
Asimov, Chuck Klosterman. Anything funny, sci-fi, horror, or
I'll eat anything as long as it's unhealthy.
Musically I'm not TOO picky, different styles for different moods
(but SKA is always #1)
The six things I could never do without
Smart Phone, Desktop, Caffeine, Fried food, Comfy queen sized bed, Sex (and the cuddling that goes with it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to punch up my rants so they sound more like comedy and less like insanity. Wish I had a cooler answer, but I'm pretty boring.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, or wishing I had an excuse to go out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may or may not have spice girls on my phone...
You should message me if
You think zombies should be UNDEAD, and not some silly virus nonsense...
Or, the idea of sailing a yacht around the world sounds like a good dream!