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23 Seminole, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 27
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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My name is Jesse and I'm terrible at first impressions. If there's a wrong thing to say, I'm usually the first one to say it, and usually on purpose. I really like to exceed expectations, so I like to set the bar really low first. I'm a really relaxed person with an unhealthy obsession with terrible jokes. If it's really dumb or really offensive, I'm probably laughing at it. If it's both, I probably can't breath. Sarcasm is pretty cool, fake anger is even better. Basically, acting like a shitty person is really funny to me, as long as I know the person I'm being shitty to knows I'm kidding of course. When I'm actually being serious on rare occasions, I focus alot more on the good things in life and try to bring out the kindness in people. I'm a very open and accepting person, because everyone is weird in their own way. There's nothing I'll ever be to embarrassed about that I wouldn't tell a complete stranger
What I’m doing with my life
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Working retail and going to school. Whatever time work and school don't take up, I spend playing PC games and working out a lot. I've recently realized that there's no reason why I shouldn't be working out all the time, so now I do. Simple as that. I'm doing the school thing until I have an engineering degree.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being really humble about the laundry list of things I'm absolutely amazing at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The overwhelming intimidation and commanding presence I exude as I enter a room and everyone bows at my feet. Or that I'm a bit of a smart ass. I think people pick up on that pretty fast around me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Neil Gaiman or Terry Pratchet. Hitchhikers's guide to the Galaxy. House of Leaves. I also read alot of graphic novels; Sandman, Preacher, Y the Last Man, Planetary, and many of the star wars issues

I watch ALOT of movies, I enjoy pretty much any genre, but I really like Sci Fi. But, I am the kind of guy that'll watch a sappy romance if it's good enough. My favorite movies are Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Trainspotting, Amelie, Idiocracy, and Star Wars. Also, anything by Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers, Joss Whedon, Pixar, or Hayao Miyazaki are awesome.

My favorite shows are Firelfy, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Tim and Eric, and Gurren Lagann. Anything Joss Whedon vomits out tends to be amazing. I also like The Walking Dead, Alphas, Trigun, and The League.

I'm almost always listening to music. I listen to alot of Prog as well as some indie and old school hip hop. My favorite bands are Porcupine Tree, Between The Buried and Me, People Under The Stairs, Gorillaz, Outkast, Die Antwoord, The Roots, Dessa, Tv on the Radio, Opeth, Atmosphere, Mos Def, Cynic, Operation Ivy, Tomahawk, Devin Townsend, and 3. I also love me some Prince.

I also play alot of video games, like League of Legends, Street Fighter, Borderlands, Half Life, and Starcraft. Hotline Miami is my current addiction.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 Music
2 My Friends
3 A constant supply of new shows and movies to quench my thirst.
4 Internet
5 My super awesome dog (that I actually don't have now that I moved out of my mom's house)
6 Glasses, because my eyes suck
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to open a Barcade
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since it's always my day off, I try to do a little bit of everything. I usually just workout and then spend the day with friends. It sounds pretty boring, but my friends are rad.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll honestly tell anyone anything they want to know about me. I don't really have anything to hide. I'm definitely the kind of person that starts singing backstreet boys, or any other 90's pop music whenever I hear it anywhere.
You should message me if
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You're cool and you like stuff.