I am prejudiced against triangular shaped food. I wanted to get that out in the open right away. I’d hate for us to become friends and/or lovers only for the relationship to implode based on my refusal to eat your lovingly handcrafted samousas or old-school jaffles. I also think too much, over plan and (probably) drink too much. I have been accused of reading too much but don’t believe that it’s possible.

As you can see, a fairly mundane collection of vices. I’m interested in meeting people who can help me expand this list, possibly to include returning library books after the due date and not arriving for all meetings 20 minutes in advance.

Update:
I seem to be getting a lot of high percentage matches with people who are poly. I'm not, but thats cool, but please only contact me if your primary partner is also poly (bonus if they are listed here and I can see that they are). Being in an "open relationship" where your partner "is totally fine with it" but "likes you to be discreet" is not going to fly.

Working for a NFP, contemplating a career change and fostering kids.

Making finger food, pretending that I'm listening to people on the phone while reading lolcats and making people laugh.

My breasts or my cutting wit, depending on where they are looking.

Books - anything from Austen to Warren Ellis.
Movies - Hitchcock is a God. Kevin Smith may be a saint (beautification pending).
Music - nothing recent. My last 3 CD purchases were Credence, Van Morrison and Mika.

Peter Alexander PJs, TV show box sets, my cat, moisturiser, my glasses, dumplings.

Contingency plans for everything from zombie invasions to lapses in dinner party conversation.

Having after work drinks followed by ill-advised junk food

I have 2 tattoos

You want to. And have an enemy rating of less than 30%. Sorry, but any more than that indicates serious ideological differences that would preclude even the most casual of relationships. You are probably a Liberal Party member. Or a Virgo.