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finalforest1954

59 F Port Orchard, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Norwegian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
25 Inconsequential Things About Me

April 7, 2013 at 12:43pm

1. I am pure nerd. Two, too and to are different words and they're there to be used in their proper place.....
2. My little sister chewed the fingers off my Tiny Thumbelina doll and I was mad at her for decades....I would give anything for her to still be here to be mad at...
3. I was changing clothes for PE in 5th grade on the stage ( where the girls changed) and one of the "mean girls" pulled the curtain on me..... I have been drawn to performance ever since... ;-)
4. When I was 9 I had a near death experience...my watch still runs normally...no paranormal anything, and I have still made gazillions of stupid mistakes....I just know that there is more to life than our bodies...
5. Hiking 20 miles,one way, on foot up a mountain range to watch a meteor shower on a glacier makes perfect sense to me...
6. My favorite miracle is trillium, closely followed by a great batch of wine given the alcohol % is at least 12!...
7. Stuffed grape leaves smothered in tzaziki is truly food of the gods
8. I like to stand on chairs to pretend to be "normal" height... (this is, of course, when nobody is looking)then I read that "normal" is a dryer setting and tried standing on a dryer.... well, 5'2" is just fine...
9. I put peanut butter on my BLT's...
10. I am pure loon....like the bird, happiest on or in the water...
11. Can't come to grips with electronic readers....I am a book whore.....I love the smell of the pages...love the feel of the paper and the physical connection..... Still have books from my childhood....treasures...
12. Some folks love bacon but my carbohydrate grail is popcorn.... Can't stop.....Pure gluttony!
13. Fresh peas are overrated but canned should be outlawed....
14. I gag on potato or macaroni salad..... wretched..... visceral yuck!
15. Jello? Another yuck! Why would you want to eat the boiled down hooves of animals? (Even if they are fun colors, smell fruity and jiggle?)
16. I took up drums on a dare in a neighbor boy's tree house when I was 12...He said girls were too dumb to play drums!... Ha!
17. Scared to death of heights but would love to go ziplining....just to face it. The thought of standing on that platform and jumping...even with a harness and line...makes my fingers tingle...
18. The stars, on a camping trip, at 3:00 in the morning, seen through old growth timber tops qualifies as "breathing heaven"..... I breathe in and can hardly think to exhale..... The moment suspends....
19. The worst prank I ever played was emptying out a friend's metal lunch box, hiding the contents, and filling it with blue jello and sticking it back in the fridge.....
20. The most terrifying/and funny moment of my life was when I first held a big snake and was told it was venomous! Caught on camera.... ;-)
21. I dance to cheesy 80's and 90's rock music when I am doing housework....the cheesier and more bump and grind the better!
22. Canadian whisky is always packed in a hydration bag when I go up a trail.....
23. Have always wanted to operate a deli/bookstore that would also feature local artisan's work...
24. Wish I could have a seat on a space shuttle and look out the window at earth....seriously...
25. Always wanted to sing like Tina Turner..... And that's a wrap.... ;-) Who's next?
What I’m doing with my life
I am spending the last 50 years more thoughtfully than I spent the first 50... ;-)
I’m really good at
Problem solving, thinking outside of the box, conversation, building things, camping, photography, cooking, etc.....
The first things people usually notice about me
I am short, my smile.....but don't let that fool you!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Final Forest by the amazing William Dietrich
Collapse, Guns, Germs, Steel by the wonderful Jared Diamond
The Road by the exquisite Cormac McCarthy
Running the Amazon by Joe Kane
The Burning Season by Andrew Revkin
All Maya Angelou
Jon Krakauer
The Last Forest by Mark London
A Neotropical Companion by Kricher
The Snake Charmer by JamieJames
Into the Heart by Kenneth Good
The Tribe That Hides From Man by Adrian Cowell
The six things I could never do without
* my health
* my eyes
* my home and the feeling of "green" around me
* the values my parents instilled in me
* the ability to have intellectual discourse
* peace that passes all understanding..... I have know the opposite
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...how to landscape my yard so that when I am 70 I won't have to mow as much!
On a typical Friday night I am
Grateful.....that is to say....filled with gratitude!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I take the 5th..... in normal dating....most private things.....they just don't happen "right up front"......seriously!?????
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 51–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
...your name is NOT Michael.......I am really serious...... Michaels have proven to be predictable heartbreakers...... My idiosyncratic take......and my "sadder but wiser" experience. You are looking for quality and not a trophy, and if you are able to have synergistic intelligent conversation! ;-) Paddling a kayak would be a most noticed plus...and please, understand, I love the water and am not interested in being a racer!