I have a disgustingly short profile on another
account, because I wanted to start over and yet I just couldn't
bear to delete this one forever. What follows is not my current
profile.
Added to favorites?
Check it out.
For the time being, I'm waiting on getting a relationship started.
It's a hiatus, not a "you've-not-a-chance" ultimatum, so don't let
that discourage you from making first contact. Just don't violate
the Prime Directive.
This profile is way too long, and has way too much detail. I just
can't bear to cut it down any.
2008, February 5: My running commentary is
italicized.
What Is Clearly A Cry For Help
When you see this profile and its excessively verbose responses to
brief questions, see its attempt at completeness as not a shrine
self-constructed in the name of narcissism but as a whimpering for
help from a lonely, lonely man. Ed. I'm not that
lonely.
This is a characteristic example of my inappropriate levity,
something many people seem to have a difficult time dealing with at
first. I'm like Dr. Hibbert on the Simpsons. I tend to joke
about everything, except for stuff involving various taboo and
illegal sexual perversions. Animals have feelings, too, you
know. Ed. For someone with a sense of humor, that was a lame
joke.
Enough of that. I am possibly the weirdest, most off-the-wall
person that you are likely to meet, even though this is the
internet. I really have no reason to have this OKCupid account,
except out of petrifying boredom and a deep-seeded
loneliness. Ed. This was copied-and-pasted from my MySpace and
Facebook, with appropriate revisions. And no, I'm not that
lonely.
I'm told I'm INFJ, the Counselor. I'm very borderline on that,
though, so really disregard that claim entirely. Ed. I usually
disregard this sort of thing out of hand.
Political Views, or Compulsory Pontification
I'm a rough Libertarian; I don't care what you do or to whom behind
closed doors as long as it doesn't kill or maim or mutilate or
damage someone. Too bad the national Libertarian Party is every bit
as degenerate and pompous as the two main parties, so I'd like to
avoid casting my lot in with them. Ed. If only Ron Paul weren't
insane.
I will mention that I am not as organized as indicated in the
database. Most of the questions ask about "usually" and the "most
correct answer" when those are more along the lines of a 60/40
distribution than a right proper 70/30 or even 80/20. My two cents,
anyway. Ed. I'm a slob, to be frank.
I am one, ee, and uh two ee and uh
account, because I wanted to start over and yet I just couldn't
bear to delete this one forever. What follows is not my current
profile.
Added to favorites?
Check it out.
For the time being, I'm waiting on getting a relationship started.
It's a hiatus, not a "you've-not-a-chance" ultimatum, so don't let
that discourage you from making first contact. Just don't violate
the Prime Directive.
This profile is way too long, and has way too much detail. I just
can't bear to cut it down any.
2008, February 5: My running commentary is
italicized.
What Is Clearly A Cry For Help
When you see this profile and its excessively verbose responses to
brief questions, see its attempt at completeness as not a shrine
self-constructed in the name of narcissism but as a whimpering for
help from a lonely, lonely man. Ed. I'm not that
lonely.
This is a characteristic example of my inappropriate levity,
something many people seem to have a difficult time dealing with at
first. I'm like Dr. Hibbert on the Simpsons. I tend to joke
about everything, except for stuff involving various taboo and
illegal sexual perversions. Animals have feelings, too, you
know. Ed. For someone with a sense of humor, that was a lame
joke.
Enough of that. I am possibly the weirdest, most off-the-wall
person that you are likely to meet, even though this is the
internet. I really have no reason to have this OKCupid account,
except out of petrifying boredom and a deep-seeded
loneliness. Ed. This was copied-and-pasted from my MySpace and
Facebook, with appropriate revisions. And no, I'm not that
lonely.
I'm told I'm INFJ, the Counselor. I'm very borderline on that,
though, so really disregard that claim entirely. Ed. I usually
disregard this sort of thing out of hand.
Political Views, or Compulsory Pontification
I'm a rough Libertarian; I don't care what you do or to whom behind
closed doors as long as it doesn't kill or maim or mutilate or
damage someone. Too bad the national Libertarian Party is every bit
as degenerate and pompous as the two main parties, so I'd like to
avoid casting my lot in with them. Ed. If only Ron Paul weren't
insane.
I will mention that I am not as organized as indicated in the
database. Most of the questions ask about "usually" and the "most
correct answer" when those are more along the lines of a 60/40
distribution than a right proper 70/30 or even 80/20. My two cents,
anyway. Ed. I'm a slob, to be frank.
I am one, ee, and uh two ee and uh
