I'm a girl who lives in a house down a lane-way with a spiral staircase and a pet cat. I'm not a crazy cat lady yet but with a little determination and focus I'm sure I'll get there.
I have a weird sense of humour in case you haven't grasped that already.
I've been told that I have an "infectious laugh" I suppose that's good because I always laugh at my own jokes. Apparently if I laugh long enough people will join in before they knew what hit them.

You could describe me as curious because I must know everything, adventurous because a little is never enough, snuggly because I am, attentive because I'm there for you, affectionate because it feels nice, silly because you can't deny that it's funny, fiery because I can't help it, unique because you said so, and loyal because I never let my friends down.

I suppose it is only fair that you hear the bad stuff now...
I can be picky, moody, jealous, aggressive, sarcastic and I don't like to take out the bins two weeks in a row.

Who are you to ask? How rude!
Ok I'll tell you, only cos I'm not a deadbeat.
I've just started my Master's of Teaching and it's FULL ON.
I've just been trying to squeeze in a bit of work so I don't get evicted and do the shopping so I don't starve. That leaves about 2.6 minutes to myself each day. I spend it staring blankly while reclining on some sort of sort furniture item. Or the floor if said furniture is too far away.

UPDATE: I'm on holidays at the moment so I'm going a) crazy, b) unsupervised and c) for a limited time only!

Making people laugh, diverting attention from tragedy, creating tragedy, diverting attention again from said tragedy, Playstation 1, cooking, criticising TV shows loudly as I watch them and angering my housemates.

Is that I've said something funny/offensive

Cinema was my minor in my Arts degree so I love films, but probably not the ones everyone else loves. I'm not a snob I just can't digest that shitty mainstream drivel too often! That being said, I did like Snakes on a Plane and I watch Friends eagerly almost every weeknight.

I'm a good cook and I complain when I pay for food that I could've made better myself, but I'm never rude to waiters.

Music-wise, I love indie sort of stuff but don't see live bands very often because I hate how rough the crowd gets and drunk sweaty people annoy me. If I go out I like to get happy and dance to electro, psy-trance, etc. You won't catch me anywhere near r&b, top 40 or hip hop. I don't dance in stilletos with my arms in the air like an idiot, I just enjoy myself and be silly with my friends.

Filling out profiles on okcupid, really it's completed me!
Sarcasm
Nutella
Humour
Stupid music videos
My cat, or whoever's is closest

What to eat for lunch
Why I'm watching TV when it clearly is awful

Trying to muster the energy to feed myself and my cat before crawling into bed and doing as much reading as I can for uni. Usually about 7 minutes;)

Seriously though I used to be and can (on occasion) be some sort of party mammal. I mean animal. No, mammal was good.
On the uni holidays or whenever a long weekend comes up I'll go out with a small group and party my face off. The next week is spent in recovery with lots of tea and bananas and movies. It's a big, beautiful process sort of like a reverse detox. A retox? Mmmm.

Is that most of the messages I get really bug me, the sleazy ones, the desperate ones and bizarrely; the ones that ridicule me in the hope that this sort of aggressive behaviour will result in my respect. Too many men out there have read The Game and it's so lame. If you've read it then I really wouldn't bother messaging me. I read it too so I can identify "those sorts" and steer clear.

You're not a kid (more than a yr younger than me:P)
You enjoy having your grammar corrected and your taste in movies ridiculed.

Also, (guys) please don't contact me if you're looking for a "nice sweet girl" to be your girlfriend. I'm not interested in completing someone's two-dimensional fantasy. I only really want to meet friends who are happy with their lives already and not obsessed with finding someone to fill it. Life doesn't completely transform if you stop being single. Go out and make your own fun and stop waiting for somebody else to do it for you.

That being said, I am a lot of fun. If you're fun and happy with yourself too then I'm more than happy to join forces!