Eight. One to do it, and seven to yell that it was lit as soon as the screwing began.
Okay, now that I've put off the sort of people I don't really want to attract, let's get a start on the introductions.
I'm a forward-thinking human with a penchant for adventure, reading, bad movies and coffee. I can cook, brew a fine wine and address a crowd. I love exploring and foreign films(subtitled only). So you know, I'm a huge geek. I make no apologies for this.
If you can be open-minded and tolerant, I'll grant you the same in return.