Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes.
Funny, smart, and brave in my own way. I believe in good manners and aggressive politeness, which produces varying results in this city.
I like: tiny spoons, pitchers, leather bound books, cozy pyjamas, cookie dough, cake stands, McDonald's apple pies, jelly roll pens (remember those?), cats that act like people, people who don't act like assholes (or cats), British television (the trashy kind as well as the pretentious), tequila-based drinks, romance novels, Welsh accents, throw blankets.