Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A homebody who keeps moving. I love ketchup, but I hate mayonnaise.
A certified master in something, but clueless about so many other
things. An introvert living in an extrovert's world. A girly girl
who has extensive experience with power tools. Lots of love to
give, if I'm being completely sincere.
Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself. I am
large, I contain multitudes.
Funny, smart, and brave in my own way. I believe in good manners
and aggressive politeness, which produces varying results in this
I like: tiny spoons, pitchers, leather bound books, cozy pyjamas,
cookie dough, cake stands, McDonald's apple pies, jelly roll pens
(remember those?), cats that act like people, people who don't act
like assholes (or cats), British television (the trashy kind as
well as the pretentious), tequila-based drinks, romance novels,
Welsh accents, throw blankets.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
THE LIFE OF THE MIND! Yes, just that pretentious. Scholarly stuff,
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Analyzing things. Books, plays, people, you name it.
Baking delicious, fattening treats. "Gluten-free" or "vegan" are
not words that should be included in the description of any
dessert. I feel very strongly about this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The absence of information in this section indicates a superfluity
of interests and loves rather than a paucity.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, books, carbs, pets, ibuprofen, butter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why don't people understand the logical etiquette about picking up
luggage at baggage claims? If everyone just stands a few feet back,
we can all see the luggage and step forward to grab our own.
Instead, everyone feels the need to cram up against the carousel,
forcing the rest of us to push our way through if we're lucky
enough to catch a glimpse of our bags through the wall of people.
This is one of my most serious pet peeves.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to nap.
The memory on my phone is mostly used for pictures of my cat.
You should message me if
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Nothing I've said here sounds too crazy to you.
People are complicated; let's be complicated together.
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