I am a magic grab-bag of oddish, quirky, and foolish things. The punk bassist in me is constantly at war with the nerd in me, fighting for supremacy! I enjoy photography, tattoos, reading, technology, laughing, writing, guitars, listening and playing music, anime and videogames. I'm a musician, a problem solver, a problem causer, a problem denier (but isn't everyone? No? I think you're just denying that you have a problem with denying that you have a problem!), and... I'm sorry what was the question again?
I like people who are intelligent, laid back, and not afraid to be a little goofy at times; because I am the same. I have an odd sense of humor, sarcastic at times and have a tendency to blurt out whatever snarky thing that runs across my brain. Then I usually end up apologizing for being rude... thats how I roll!

I solve problems. I cause problems... did you not see the above statement?
I play music, I hang out with friends, I try to figure out my own thought process and those of others. I like making snarky jokes just to hear other people laugh.

I'm pretty good with fixing things, I like to work with my hands. Cooking. Polite conversation. Rude conversation. The innuendo game. Staring off into space. Making people laugh. Playing drums better than any epileptic Helen Keller I know!

My voice and my laugh. I'm told that both are distinct and sexy and that I should run a phone sex business for women with low self esteem. I could answer and say "Wow, your hair looks great... that color really accentuates your eyes... Mmmmmm...". Only $3.99 the first minute, $2.99 each additional minute!

I like a variety of music (rock, punk, bluegrass, blues...)but most of the time you'll find me listening to punk or some alternative stuff. Lately I've been playing the hell out of The Postal Service on my ipod.
See Also: The Ataris, MXPX, Park, Motion City Soundtrack, Death Cab for Cutie, Jimmy Eat World, Weezer, Saves the Day, Something Corporate, My Chemical Romance, Silverstein, The Pillows, Alien Ant Farm, Foo Fighters, Sugarcult, Less Than Jake, Taking Back Sunday, The Refreshments, OK Go, Kings X, B. B. King, SRV and a bunch of other stuff.
I enjoy mostly sci-fi or fantasy fiction books. Sometimes you'll catch me reading Tom Clancy... sometimes.
Movies: Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Hitchhiker's Guide, Serenity, The Princess Bride, Pan's Labyrinth and a number of others.
I like Japanese, Chinese, Mexican, and Italian. I've been obsessed with sushi lately... I also enjoy cooking but hate cooking for myself; cooking for one sucks.

1. My guitar
2. Breathing (it's vital to sustaining life, seriously!)
3. My sense of humor.
4. Good Friends.
E. My kids (Whom I only get to see 4 days out of the month, boo.)
6. A computer.

What I should probably be doing instead of what I am currently doing, which is usually not much... or songs, trying to get the right idea out of my head and onto paper. Music, work, games, sex, love, my bass rig, why I can't propel my self independently off the earth, what I came in here for... I knew it was something, why peep art is limited to one month a year, why my best friend has to put butter on everything (including pop tarts, WTF?), what's for lunch today, what's in the thing I just ate, the best angle for another snapshot. I think too much.

Hanging with friends, playing various instruments, driving, sitting, standing, drinking, cooking, practicing staring off into space, asking awkward questions...

I am generally too open for my own good.

You are interested in intelligent conversation about anything, everything or nothing at all. You are capable of intelligent conversation. You like quirky, nerdy, musician-type guys with a good/odd sense of humor.

DO NOT message me if:
If you dislike sarcasm. If intelligence intimidates you. If you're into the "dangerous" type of guy, because that's not me.