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firstwordisee

23 / M / straight / Single

Portland, Oregon

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am shackled, spackled, and ransackled.

My Self-Summary

My girlfriend would very much like for me to point out I'm on here because I'm seeking validation but look terrible in a skirt.

I've written and deleted this a dozen times now trying to find something that doesn't make me sound like every other boy in dark glasses lurching around Portland, Oregon.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm the art director of a national magazine that you've never read and which will collapse before you can.

I’m really good at

Being good at things quickly and then petering out.

The first things people usually notice about me

My specs are delightful (not pictured)

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Bad Hair Cut, Breakfast of Champions, Grendel

Eternal Sunshine, Tennenbaums, Almost Famous

El Producto, Neko Case, Gorillaz

sandwiches, mole, chicken caesar things

The six things I could never do without

The intertubes, stock photography, beer, my chef's knife, my runaway imagination

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Being famous

On a typical Friday night I am

Depends on who I'm dating, to be frank.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

No fat chicks.

You should message me if

Oh any reason will do. But you should fall in love with me if you're desperate to recapture a feeling of selflessness.