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fishdontbark

29 Ypsilanti, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
All I need/am is a cutie with a booty who tells good jokes.

Hero(in)es: Dan Savage, NdGT, RBG, MLK, Leo Fender, Alexander Scriabin, Antony Hegarty, Ihsahn, Diamanda Galas, Benjamin Sisko, whoever's responsible for Bridezillas.

Enem(in)ies: Tyler Perry, Ayn Rand, Paul Ryan and his backwards bro cap, whoever's responsible for Bridezillas
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
σ = F/A --> $$$
Dancing, singing, guitaring
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Songwriting, cooking, brevity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Art"
"Trash"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My voice and other instruments, books, the power of love, Mulatto Butts ringtone, science, hamburgers, the blackest of metal, cute stuff (dogs, tiny humans)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you'll carry the joke, you'll teach me something, you'll dance with me, you'll serenade/be serenaded by me, you saw something you liked. Taking the initiative is already +++respect.