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fishdontbark

29 M Ann Arbor, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Engineer, composer, singer, guitarist, furious feminist and aggressive anti-racist, world traveler; alternately Romantic and Modern, tough target for stereotypes, ambulatory climbing post for small children; World's Worst Bowler and okay with it. I like confident weirdos and people who challenge me.

Hero(in)es: Rosa Parks, Dan Savage, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Leo Fender, Alexander Scriabin, Antony Hegarty, Diamanda Galas, Benjamin Sisko.

Enem(in)ies: Tyler Perry, Ayn Rand, Paul Ryan and his backwards bro cap
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
saying hello to every baby and dog I see. THEY LOOK AT ME WITH THEIR EYES. >:|

getting back to Europe.

watching Bridezillas and writing black metal.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's a lot to choose from. I don't blend in. Maybe that my entire lower left arm is negative space tattoo?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Trangression is the spice of life and rules are a substitute for imagination. Be bold.

I'd rather have a conversation about this, wouldn't you? Talk to me about spicy food, brit com, the best captain, indie anything, Drake and/or Beyoncé, black metal, your thoroughly riveting dissertation on the tonality in Scriabin's first six piano sonatas, or new jack swing.

Suffice it to say, I'm not THAT esoteric or elitist, and my ringtone is Mulatto Butts.

P.S. SCANDAL.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My voice, barbells, yoga, science, hamburgers, babies and dogs to say hello to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what it would be like to be an interstellar astronaut, making my hair bigger, money, social justice, more hamburgers, friends, Werner Herzog's voice, dinner, music, dogs, babies, greeting them.
You should message me if
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you'll carry the joke, use big words, can teach me a thing or two, and don't give a fuck.