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fishdontbark

29 Ypsilanti, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
All I need/am is a cutie with a booty who tells good jokes.

Hero(in)es: Dan Savage, NdGT, RBG, MLK, Leo Fender, Alexander Scriabin, Antony Hegarty, Ihsahn, Diamanda Galas, Benjamin Sisko, whoever's responsible for Bridezillas.

Enem(in)ies: Tyler Perry, Ayn Rand, Paul Ryan and his backwards bro cap, whoever's responsible for Bridezillas
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
σ = F/A --> $$$
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Songwriting, cooking, brevity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Art"
"Trash"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My voice and other instruments, books, the power of love, Mulatto Butts ringtone, sick dance threads, science, hamburgers, the blackest of metal, cute stuff (dogs, tiny humans)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you'll carry the joke, you'll teach me something, you'll dance with me, you'll serenade/be serenaded by me, you saw something you liked. Taking the initiative is already +++respect.