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27 M Bethnal Green, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 19
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello there, my name's Sean. Or Ean, for short.

I quote 'The Thick of It' and 'Shaun of the Dead' far too much. And I am a pub quiz addict. I LOVE random trivia facts and that.

When I shave I look like a 13-year-old child. When I grow a beard I look 36.

By day i do office things and by night I stand up on stage and try and make people laugh. This does not happen much.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing news and jokes. Going to the gym then immediately negating that by drinking. Other oxymoronic things
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cracking awful puns
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i look like someone who should be having the wind chilling his beard in russia, or summat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Curious Incident of the Reservoir Dogs Louie Yeah Yeah Yeahs Pie.

Listening to wugazi a lot atm. Fugazi and Wu Tang! What can go wrong?

also this
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books, running shoes, questions, good friends, good family, steak puddings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just...things, really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home being poor. On odd occasions im in a pub chatting shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i voted for the Lib Dems in the last election.
You should message me if
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you don't take yourself seriously and fancy a jar.