I'm at a point in my life where I'm very successful and want to have fun. I have Kind of an anything goes attitude. So what am I looking for? In a nutshell, I'm looking for a woman who wants to come with me. Someone who is witty, funny, pretty, and someone I have a chemical connection with. It's all about the chemistry. I'm not a real vanilla kinda guy, so if that turns you off, we probably won't get along.

And here's the part of my profile that may cause 90% of the women viewing my profile to stop reading... I'm married. My wife and I live 2,000 miles apart and will do so for various reasons for several more years. We see each other about once a month, and have an incredible time when we're together. Some people may think it's the only way to be married. I have to admit, it's always fresh.

We've decided to try an open relationship and so far, it seems to be working. We both get very lonely when we're not together and therefore need to find someone to spend time with. If there's a chemical connection and it gets physical, that's fine. (Did I mention it's all about the chemistry?) If this concept piques your interest, have dinner with me and I'll explain more. Oh, and she says you're not allowed to do any decorating in the house. That's stepping over the line. (I know. It sounds weird, but I'll explain at dinner.)

I have a really great and fulfilling job that I pour myself into during the week. Weekends are for hanging by my pool or going out to dinner or a movie (usually by myself - sigh.) I also love to hike and probably should do so more often.

I would say I'm really good at carrying on a conversation. I'm witty and have a slightly twisted and interesting sense of humor. I like to think I'm really, really good at pleasing a woman in bed. I know all guys like to think that, but I'm definitely more of a giver than a taker.

Not sure about this one. Maybe my eyes?? Or perhaps my ability to make people comfortable as soon as I meet them. I'm good at that.

No horror movies. Just don't like to be scared.

Sex, food, sleep, my pool, money, weekends. Not necessarily in that order.

My wife says I should put sex here. I don't think about it ALL the time. Just some of the time.

Lonely! That's why I'm looking for someone here. Duh!

I spend a lot of time thinking about sex. Wait... never mind.

a. You like funny, witty, generous men.
b. You don't have to have a cub to be fulfilled.
c. By looking at my pictures, you think there may be some chemistry.
d. You don't do drama and don't get jealous.
e. You're a bit on the edgy side of life.