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26 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 6
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Another twenty-something with no plans for the future. Wingin' it, and very okay with this.

My friends all know me as the guy that gets way too drunk at parties and starts ranting about how awful Monopoly is, and demanding that everyone join him in his quest to spread the gospel of niche board games. By the way, have you heard the word of Stefan Feld?

I'm also going to house parties every weekend and have developed a habit of costuming on the cheap!

Everything that comes out of my mouth is bullshit nonsense, vaguely dressed up as jokes. Unless it's bullshit real talk that is also vaguely dressed up as jokes.

Look, I'm gonna be honest, if we start hanging out, you're gonna have to be okay with watching a whole lotta MST3K. If you never got around to watching it, I am more than happy to show you the light.

I am super sarcastic, spend way too much time on Twitter, and am often mistaken for a jerk(?).
What I’m doing with my life
I think the better question is, 'What am I NOT doing?' Because the answer to that one is 'everything'. That first question was way too hard.
I’m really good at
hiding my crippling social anxieties with self-deprecating humor. It's my favorite way to make sure I can't feel any feelings anymore.
The first things people usually notice about me
probably that I am staring into the void and seeing something that should not be seen
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - I haven't read a book since I lost that collection of short stories by Bradbury I stole from the library.

Movies - Anything by Richard Linklater, Wes Anderson, the Coen brothers, Guy Ritchie, or Stanley Kubrick. Marx Brothers. I may also have a man-crush on Kevin Spacey. Instantly will make out with you if you've heard of Astron-6.

TV - I don't watch a whole lot. Probably should get around to finally watching Battlestar Galactica.

Music - horrorbilly, ghoul punk, ghostwave, darksurf, gorecore, murderska
The six things I could never do without
The Simpsons
The Critic
That one video of Spiderman clapping his thighs like crazy at a kid's birthday party
Viewers like you
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How come people don't want to play games with me that take about a month to complete?

How come everyone I love ends up bring flattened by a steamroller? THAT'S REALLY WEIRD, RIGHT?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to watch kung fu movies while eating Chinese food, duh