Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Another twenty-something with no plans for the future. Wingin' it,
and very okay with this.
My friends all know me as the guy that gets way too drunk at
parties and starts ranting about how awful Monopoly is, and
demanding that everyone join him in his quest to spread the gospel
of niche board games. By the way, have you heard the word of Stefan
I'm also going to house parties every weekend and have developed a
habit of costuming on the cheap!
Everything that comes out of my mouth is bullshit nonsense, vaguely
dressed up as jokes. Unless it's bullshit real talk that is also
vaguely dressed up as jokes.
Look, I'm gonna be honest, if we start hanging out, you're gonna
have to be okay with watching a whole lotta MST3K. If you never got
around to watching it, I am more than happy to show you the
I am super sarcastic, spend way too much time on Twitter, and am
often mistaken for a jerk(?).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I think the better question is, 'What am I NOT doing?' Because the
answer to that one is 'everything'. That first question was way too
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
hiding my crippling social anxieties with self-deprecating humor.
It's my favorite way to make sure I can't feel any feelings
The first things people usually notice about me
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probably that I am staring into the void and seeing something that
should not be seen
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I haven't read a book since I lost that collection of short
stories by Bradbury I stole from the library.
Movies - Anything by Richard Linklater, Wes Anderson, the Coen
brothers, Guy Ritchie, or Stanley Kubrick. Marx Brothers. I may
also have a man-crush on Kevin Spacey. If you've heard of Astron-6,
then we should hang out and compare notes.
TV - I don't watch a whole lot. Probably should get around to
finally watching Battlestar Galactica.
Music - horrorbilly, ghoul punk, ghostwave, darksurf, gorecore,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That one video of Spiderman clapping his thighs like crazy at a
kid's birthday party
those three things and that's it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How come people don't want to play games with me that take about a
month to complete?
How come everyone I love ends up bring flattened by a steamroller?
THAT'S REALLY WEIRD, RIGHT?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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you want to watch kung fu movies while eating Chinese food, duh
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