My friends all know me as the guy that gets way too drunk at parties and starts ranting about how awful Monopoly is, and demanding that everyone join him in his quest to spread the gospel of niche board games. By the way, have you heard the word of Stefan Feld?
I'm also going to house parties every weekend and have developed a habit of costuming on the cheap!
Everything that comes out of my mouth is bullshit nonsense, vaguely dressed up as jokes. Unless it's bullshit real talk that is also vaguely dressed up as jokes.
Look, I'm gonna be honest, if we start hanging out, you're gonna have to be okay with watching a whole lotta MST3K. If you never got around to watching it, I am more than happy to show you the light.
I am super sarcastic, spend way too much time on Twitter, and am often mistaken for a jerk(?).