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fiveminutes

24 / F / straight / Single

Cherry Hill, New Jersey

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
Black
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently), French (Okay), Polish (Poorly), Turkish (Poorly)

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I am saucy, singular, and sybaritic.

My Self-Summary

I consider myself a down to earth/go with the flow kind of person. I try not to stress myself out over trivial things. In fact "it's not that serious" is one of my signature phrases. I know this can really annoy some people (especially some of my friends/acquaintances who really DO think it's that serious). Life is too short to get caught up in the little shit.

I enjoy doing lots of different things:
I can have fun staying at home with a good book, hanging out at the bar with some good friends, dancing at the club, camping (i hate bugs though ... I know it doesn't sound like it can work but it does! I just need lots of bug spray), fishing, rock climbing, and I dabble in photography.

I guess you could also say that I'm a human sponge. I soak up all the most useless facts and you never know when I'm gonna regurgitate one (It's actually quite amusing because I can't remember where I put my keys, or my fucking wallet, but I can tell you all about "Lucy").

I'm very inquisitive, curious, and nosey (This might sound redundant ... I like to ask a lot of questions, I'm always looking to learn new things, and I always want to know what's going on in other people's lives). I'm not afraid to ask "stupid" questions.

If you want to get to know me a little better try my xanga..... www.xanga.com/tqt4ya

What I’m doing with my life

I just graduated from community college and I transferred to University of Pennsylvania. I'm a history major and anthropology minor. Hopefully one day I will be the female Michael Eric Dyson (except I won't speak in iambic pentameter).

Whilst waiting to burst upon the pundit scene as a spokeswoman for hipness etc., I substitute teach a few days a week (preK-12). I'm also a secretary at my friend's church.

The only other thing I'm doing with my life (definitely the most important thing I'm doing with my life) is raising my daughter.

I’m really good at

reading, talking, dancing, acting foolish, correcting people, telling long drawn out (sometimes humorous)stories, scooping ice cream, laughing at myself and others, providing people with useless facts, finding stuff that OTHER people lose, and kissing etc.

The first things people usually notice about me

Hands down the most noticeable thing about me is my chest. Is that the first thing that people (on average) notice about me? Probably. But I've also gotten ...

"I noticed your smile/eyes/pretty face/laughter."

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

a) books: roll of thunder hear my cry, the very hungry caterpillar, matilda, happy to be nappy, my soul to keep, vampire chronicles, memoirs of a geisha, the earth's children series, harry potter series, eragon, a game of thrones, firestarter, along came a spider etc., bitten, the bluest eye, the color purple, roots, amistad, oliver twist, little women etc, angus thongs and full frontal snogging, the princess bride, the princess diaries, under the lilacs, anne of green gables, tess of the d'ubervilles, pride and prejudice, sense and sensibility, jane eyre, deaf again, america (the book): a citzen's guide to democracy inaction . . . and the list goes on.

my favorite authors are:
Tanarive Due, Anne Rice, Sherrilyn Kenyon, J.K. Rowling, Nora Roberts, Katie MacAlister, Karen Marie Moning, J. R. Ward, Mary Janice Davidson, Julie Garwood, Sandra Hill,George R.R. Martin, Johanna Lindsey, L.A. Banks, Jean M. Auel I also like a few Toni Morrison books and a whole lot of other people that im not gonna name.I also really really love the short stories and poems of Edgar Allan Poe (i probably misspelled his name..o well) even tho i like to read alot of books....im not what you would call "well read". most of what i read is not "literature"....so dont ask me about any books that you might have read in college...cuz ill just give you a look...that you wont see because ill be giving it to the computer screen

movies...i dont really get to see too many of those but Meet the Fockers was hilarious. i loved The Edge of Reason...Stranger Than Fiction was absolutely incredible...Borat was absolutely incredibly funny. The Village ( M. Night Shyamalan is Hot) The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Fifth Element, ....and Lemony Snickett was really cute....my friends and i love the BOONDOCK SAINTS....

Cmusic:.... i love r&b, jazz, rap, hip hop, go-go, crunk, reggae, funk, gospel, motown, disco, ... i can appreciate almost every other genre of music but i cant really get into country music
my favorite artists are: Common, Jill Scott, Kanye West, John Legend, Busta Rhymes, Natasha Bedingfield, Parliment Funk, Earth,Wind, and Fire, Smokey Robinson, the Temptations, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Chaka Khan and Rufus, Rick James, Gorillaz, some Aphix Twin, Rare Essence, the Backyard Band, Fall Out Boy, Missy Elliot, Timbaland, LL Cool J.......

foods....im originally from md...so i looooooooove seafood. crabcakes....gumbo.....shrimp i also like cooking

The six things I could never do without

1.)my loved ones
2.)books
3.)music
4.)cuddling
5.)sex
6.)"truthiness"

I spend a lot of time thinking about

what im going to be when i grow up

what am i gonna read next

politics

how the last book i read could have been better

sex

On a typical Friday night I am

reading a good book, watching MONK
occasionally i get to go out with my friends to the bar/club/movies

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm a complete geek.

You should message me if

you feel that you have something to say/talk about that i might find entertaining or interesting.

you dont mind that i dont capitalize any thing

you dont mind that i do this "......" alot, and dont really pay much attention to punctuation in general

you feel that you absolutely MUST comment about my chest and you can find an original way of doing so. if you find you can resist talking about how big my tits are {something that i've already noticed...thanks} please do so.

you disagree with something i said so that we can argue (i love to argue)

you're NOT:

racist

prejudice (you can be prejudiced and not racist)

obnoxious

corny

a stalker

or a republican.....

sike im just playing about the republican thing..... ill have to make fun of you a lil bit tho...just a lil bit you can take it