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24 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 30
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English, Spanish (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like being alone most of the time. Mostly just want someone to smoke with, followed by talking and/or movies or something equally entertaining on occasion. I have a dark sense of humor.

I like to collect things (vinyl records, cassettes, comic books, kid robot stuff, shit like that). I was a film student, graduated, trying to figure out if that is still something I want to pursue.

My roommate makes fun of me because I research my hobbies thoroughly and thinks its funny that I have a Wikipedia app on my phone. I enjoy being informed....nothing wrong with that. I'm one of 14 people in Texas that likes ice hockey. Currently begging everyone I know to somehow get me a Corgi puppy. I love pro-wrestling, it's entertaining let me convince you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out which path is the best for me. I just know I couldn't survive working in a cubicle all day.

Stand up comedy is my dream. Working so the government can continue to fuck me, it's not so bad. Continuing the decade long process of finally teaching myself guitar basics.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making an awkward situation more awkward. It's usually pretty funny in retrospect so why not.
Tetris DS
Giving good advice (that no one believes)
Spending money on my hobbies
Coming up with nicknames that stick for life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty quiet at first but I suppose the first thing people will hear come out of my mouth will be some crass humor. I like to joke about the majority of things,can't take life too seriously. I feel that I embody Patrice O'Neal after his death.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Honestly I mostly read comic books and books about film or music. Ethnographic type of shit or the history of whatever particular subject I may be interested in at that point. (Choosing Death, American Hardcore, Kevin Smith books, Girls to the Front, etc.)

I'm usually always listening to music in one form or another. I don't like silence so I'm always looking for new artists and bands to listen to.Been listening to a bunch of doom/stoner metal and noise pop/power pop lately. Bands that have been on constant repeat in the past few weeks are: Red Fang, Sleep, Bell Witch, Royal Thunder, Pallbearer, The Sword, The Bats, METZ, TSTI, Rites of Spring, Husker Du. Chancellor the Rapper, YEEZUS, Danny Brown, pro Era, action Bronson. I'm always down to share and talk about music. ALWAYS!!!!!!

Favorite movie of all time is The Warriors. Horror movies are usually at the top of the list for me. Love documentaries as well. Spaghetti westerns.

T.v.: Modern Family, Key and Peele ,parks and rec, broad city, Bob's burgers, Maron, Kroll Show
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Arnold Palmer Arizona Tea
tacos, because I'm Mexican
my music collection
Stand up comedy
My Dad because he keeps me from killing myself
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I need to do to get a Corgi puppy. That's usually what I'm thinking about.

If managing at an awesome pizza place increases or decreases my chances of finding love.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. If its my day off I'm usually waiting around for my friends to get out of work. But I want to get out more. There is only so much that Netflix has to offer.

Or looking at pictures of Corgis.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Anything, I can't keep track of secrets and lies, as in my memory is fucking awful, so I try to be honest at all times. [I think I used too many commas]

I think the feeling of dancing on drugs or alcohol is the meaning of life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you want a smoke buddy
-you think The Warriors is one of the best movies of all time
-have a Corgi you will let me play with