Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like being alone most of the time. Mostly just want someone to
smoke with, followed by talking and/or movies or something equally
entertaining on occasion. I have a dark sense of humor.
I like to collect things (vinyl records, cassettes, comic books,
kid robot stuff, shit like that). I was a film student, graduated,
trying to figure out if that is still something I want to
My roommate makes fun of me because I research my hobbies
thoroughly and thinks its funny that I have a Wikipedia app on my
phone. I enjoy being informed....nothing wrong with that. I'm one
of 14 people in Texas that likes ice hockey. Currently begging
everyone I know to somehow get me a Corgi puppy. I love
pro-wrestling, it's entertaining let me convince you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out which path is the best for me. I just know I
couldn't survive working in a cubicle all day.
Stand up comedy is my dream. Working so the government can continue
to fuck me, it's not so bad. Continuing the decade long process of
finally teaching myself guitar basics.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making an awkward situation more awkward. It's usually pretty funny
in retrospect so why not.
Giving good advice (that no one believes)
Spending money on my hobbies
Coming up with nicknames that stick for life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty quiet at first but I suppose the first thing people will
hear come out of my mouth will be some crass humor. I like to joke
about the majority of things,can't take life too seriously. I feel
that I embody Patrice O'Neal after his death.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Honestly I mostly read comic books and books about film or music.
Ethnographic type of shit or the history of whatever particular
subject I may be interested in at that point. (Choosing Death,
American Hardcore, Kevin Smith books, Girls to the Front,
I'm usually always listening to music in one form or another. I
don't like silence so I'm always looking for new artists and bands
to listen to.Been listening to a bunch of doom/stoner metal and
noise pop/power pop lately. Bands that have been on constant repeat
in the past few weeks are: Red Fang, Sleep, Bell Witch, Royal
Thunder, Pallbearer, The Sword, The Bats, METZ, TSTI, Rites of
Spring, Husker Du. Chancellor the Rapper, YEEZUS, Danny Brown, pro
Era, action Bronson. I'm always down to share and talk about music.
Favorite movie of all time is The Warriors. Horror movies are
usually at the top of the list for me. Love documentaries as well.
T.v.: Modern Family, Key and Peele ,parks and rec, broad city,
Bob's burgers, Maron, Kroll Show
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Arnold Palmer Arizona Tea
tacos, because I'm Mexican
my music collection
Stand up comedy
My Dad because he keeps me from killing myself
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I need to do to get a Corgi puppy. That's usually what I'm
If managing at an awesome pizza place increases or decreases my
chances of finding love.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. If its my day off I'm usually waiting around for my
friends to get out of work. But I want to get out more. There is
only so much that Netflix has to offer.
Or looking at pictures of Corgis.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Anything, I can't keep track of secrets and lies, as in my memory
is fucking awful, so I try to be honest at all times. [I think I
used too many commas]
I think the feeling of dancing on drugs or alcohol is the meaning
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you want a smoke buddy
-you think The Warriors is one of the best movies of all time
-have a Corgi you will let me play with
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