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31 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Jul 8
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English, German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Continually moving in the right direction?

I'll look back on last year, like the Beatles look back on Rubber Soul, as a key moment in my life's trajectory. Speaking of which, I'm usually the George of the group. Sometimes, I'm a Ringo, but usually it's a George.

I get mad at myself easily, but not at the people around me. Aggressive, but courteously so.

The quickest way to my heart is with an avocado. Almond butter is an efficient second.

You can see what local experts have said about me:

"You can't say that's what she said jokes on a date, Jason."
-Hayley(and I still disagree)

“You’ll never settle for satisfied, will you”
-My mom

"You're weird, but I can respect that because you always do your own thing. I'm glad it often coincides with mine."

and a personal favorite:

“You’re a reasonably attractive healthy young gentlemen, who owns a condo, wears mostly clean clothing - yet you're single. Are you sure you're not gay?” -Advertising Director

I’m more wise than smart.
I’m a do-er more than a thinker.
I’m more of a drawer than a painter.
What I’m doing with my life
I stay active, eat healthy, challenge my brain, consider my consciousness, approach everything with 100% openness and honesty, smile, and daydream about being the boy from Almost Famous.

The finest steel is forged from the hottest fires. This is something I believe in, so I challenge myself a lot.
I’m really good at
seeing the big picture, brainstorming, developing ideas, taking comments in stride and staying calm during strenuous situations.

Other things I'm remarkably good at:
peeling an orange,
finding the best beer on a menu,
working the jukebox,
staying positive,
petting dogs,
cooking Brussels sprouts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I make sure to always have music playing at my house. When someone walks thru the door, I want a song to be the first thing they notice about my place.

I've started to focus more on cooking - as opposed to reheating - healthy meals since changing my diet. My beet burger is off the chain. Big fan of farmer's market and Whole Food.

I may spend fifteen minutes reading a single page written by Oscar Wilde. If I'm stoned it might be more like fifty five.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The golden rule.

thrift and used book stores.
why girls take photos with mustaches - then share it.
On a typical Friday night I am
located somewhere between my couch and last call.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm embarrassed with the amount of personality questions I've answered - I read someone's profile, answer 2-3 questions that we have in common, and apparently that adds up.

Also, I was one of those functional alcoholics for too long - zero percent chance I lose control like that again.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
D.C. is a busy city. And you have an even busier life. There isn't enough hours in the day to carry on a thread of emails that go back and forth then end nowhere. Also, I'm approaching this profile from the perspective that I want to date someone. I'd appreciate you being from that professional/emotional vantage point as well.

In order to perhaps save us a few moments - not to mention several awkward initial emails - I've put together a few things that are important to me.

Being active and naturally inquisitive. Someone who likes meeting new people and participating in social activities. Ironically, the type of person I'm describing will be too busy to meet up.

Personal health is important. This starts with a healthy mind, and flows through the rest of the body. Women that regularly practice meditation, eat healthy, stay physically fit and stay positive are attractive.

I like walking - kind of a lot. I'm hoping you'll be a walker. Or a biker. Bikers are cool.

Having good sense of humor is an under-appreciated quality. Speaking your mind is key, too. Opinions on the surface rarely matter to me, but you expressing yours always will.