I'll look back on last year, like the Beatles look back on Rubber Soul, as a key moment in my life's trajectory. Speaking of which, I'm usually the George of the group. Sometimes, I'm a Ringo, but usually it's a George.
I get mad at myself easily, but not at the people around me. Aggressive, but courteously so.
The quickest way to my heart is with an avocado. Almond butter is an efficient second.
You can see what local experts have said about me:
"You can't say that's what she said jokes on a date, Jason."
-Hayley(and I still disagree)
“You’ll never settle for satisfied, will you”
"You're weird, but I can respect that because you always do your own thing. I'm glad it often coincides with mine."
and a personal favorite:
“You’re a reasonably attractive healthy young gentlemen, who owns a condo, wears mostly clean clothing - yet you're single. Are you sure you're not gay?” -Advertising Director
I’m more wise than smart.
I’m a do-er more than a thinker.
I’m more of a drawer than a painter.