Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a short, frumpy, sassy woman who can be super wonderful, or a
super pain in the ass.... all in the same minute. I'm also a bit
shy at times and this makes me awkwardly funny. It keeps things
interesting! I like to draw, doodle, paint, daydream, and sleep. I
find I need to lose a few....well, several pounds, but who doesn't
nowadays? I think being a bigger girl all my life has made a huge
impact on my personality. It's made me funny, honest, and able to
take a hit or two....or three without hysterically weeping. Ha. I
love animals, I was raised with several, though I am now deathly
allergic and I also like children. I find their antics
I have lived with my gay roommate for about 5 years now, and he has
been my best friend for the past 10 years, so if you hate the
homos; I can't like you. With that threat out of the way, I would
like to say that I'm pretty funny, normal, nice, random, geeky and
weird....can you really be normal AND weird? You'll have to meet me
to find out!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a recent fine arts grad but I'm not sure where it will take me.
I'm also working on losing weight for health reasons (I'm down
40lbs since January 2014) and working side jobs to get some debt
down. I also work full time in a clerical position. I've been with
that company for 12 years. I sure hope I'm not a lifer!
My goal is to A) Become an Art Teacher B) buy a house C) create art
and crafts or D) all of the above.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art! As stated above. I like to draw anything from my head.
Fantasy, japanese-style, a bowl of fruit, whatever I feel like
doing that day. I'm also improving in drawing what I see thanks to
my crazy art teacher. I'm also good at sarcasm. So good in fact
most people think I'm serious. I'm not I swear! Life's to short to
be constantly serious, so relax dude!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well besides my robust figure I'd have to say it's my humor. I'm a
bit off in that department, in a good way, and people seem to enjoy
it. Another thing noticed is my confidence. I've had very pretty
and thin girls tell me they wish they had as much of it as I did.
Us ladies just need to chillax and take ourselves as we are, flawed
or not. Somethings can be fixed, others can't, it's just life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Last Unicorn, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Hobbit, Game of
Movies: Legend, LOTR, Moulin Rouge, oh gosh so many of them, just
name a movie that's cheesy or fantasy ridden and I bet I like
Shows: Netflix is my friend now, but before that I was plugged into
Cartoon Network, Food Network, and HGTV. I love American Dad, Bobs
Music: I love 102.7 EQX out of Vermont, but my radio only gets it
randomly. Therefore, it's safe to say I like alternative as well as
mainstream like Fly 92.3
Food: Anything Asian, Indian, Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My best bud.
Gas for my car.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I should do to keep myself busy. Shop? Clean? Draw? Netflix?
Mostly right now thinking about how to make my tiny apartment feel
bigger. Never move a house size apartment, into a regular size
apartment. It's a bad scene man. I also think about getting a new
job and how to get more money. Oh life, always about the moola.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning on bar hopping through Troy for something to do....but
then it rains or I'm tired or then I remember I'm not a drinker.
Haha So then I just chill at home watch some Netflix with the
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
uh..... I have to wear "scuba gear" to bed or I'll snore to
death......literally. It's kinda funny if it wasn't so scary. lol
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sense of humor, you're kinda a geek/nerd, don't mind big
girls, and are looking for someone nice and relatively low
maintenance talk to. You should not message me if your looking to
flash your newest weiner pic around, live a gazillion miles away or
you can't type/text in full sentences. I'm not perfect, but there's
nothing more annoying than broken "textlish" speakers trying to put
the mac on.
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