I am:- .

Reposing

Free-roaming

Reforming

And growing

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Sing! "I've got a luvuuuurly bunch of coconuts! There they are all standing in a row!

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!"

Selfish, self-absorbed ppl annoy the living shit outta me! The world doesn't revolve around you. Don't take anything for granted, ever!!

"Guilt is a luxury....& also a waste of time. Whereas greed is a killer!" Says me! :P

An Atheist loves himself and his fellow man instead of god. An Atheist knows that heaven is something for which we should work now - here on earth. - Madalyn Murray O?Hair

"If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction." Judith Hayes

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• Jimothy123

Im a professional cynic but my hearts not in it....

Making ppl laugh &/or feel good about themselves! ;)

Honestly tho...I have no effing idea...

Talking shit. (Actually, its more fun making ppl cry...hahahahaha!!)

Loving life

Dancing - I dance like no ones watching!

Interacting with all types...? (Depending...!)

I try to be a pretty good friend - Ill always be there for my friends no matter what! (or when I can man!!)

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I guess it's easier to be Born Again than to Grow Up Right

May The Fetus You Save Be Gay!!

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

What if god created evolution?

Support stem cell research, grow Bush a brain

I'm Not Anti-Bush, I'm Pro-Intelligence

Great Spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds

Make the Scary Republican Go Away

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

When I'm good, I'm very, very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

You're never too old to become younger.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. ;)

Takes me forever to finish a bk - my ADD...& social life...its mainly the ADD...
Douglas Adams Hitckhikers,Terry Pratchett, Bill Bryson, Phillip Pullman, Neil Gaiman, Tad Williams, etc,etc. Lately I prefer biographies.

Movies - too many to count! Donnie Darko; Dark City; The Crow; Fear & Loathing; Amelie, Bromstoker's Dracula; Seven; 12 Monkeys; Scarface; Casablanca; The 1st Neverending Story; Willow; The Labyrinth; Dark Crystal; Wallace & Grommit; Boondock Saints; Snatch; Lock, Stock; everything done by: Tim Burton; Ridley Scott, Miyazaki - (who did Spirited Away/Princess Monoake,) ...the Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy!....

Music: I have a verry eclectic taste!! (not too into the commercial - but that too). I cant live without music! I lurve my base & I lurve drums! ;)

COMPASSION!!, a sense of humour, music, imagination, freedom, paints & canvas, art, computer, stimulating conversations, pointless 'n silly babblings, nature, close friends, a cool breeze on hot summers day, huge 'n golden full-moons, family. Ooh-ooh!! And dirty sex...;) Grrrr! *Bites pillow playfully in my lingerie* (I know thats not 6, but I don't always do what Im told)

I wish I never had to work another day of my life whilst being loaded with cash all the same....Then I would travel, have cool shit like a jet ski, hang-glider, my own little plane & be able to fly it myself if I wanted to, fancy cars & motorbikes, motorised toys, my very own, good-looking & exceptional butler Mr Goodshit whose an expert at getting me whatever I want!, etc etc etc....

(Just as well that it costs nothing to dream! ;) )

making little karma sutra sculptures out of my snot.

Im actually an overweight, desperately lonely & horny 55yr old male who likes to dress up in lacey lady's lingerie....

You want to buy my unique sculptures

You enjoyed Sin City and Pans Labyrinth...!

You have an imagination.

You're open-minded and intelligent. Wit & sense of humour go a long way. Your opinions are informed. You have a bloody profile up!! Otherwise DON'T bother!