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flappybutt

24 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jul 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Sign
Taurus
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender is also a horse. Every human is a horse now. Our lives are simultaneously more & less complicated.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for true love.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don’t really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I can't believe it's not butter. It's not even close. That's actually a black widow spider. I can't believe you marketed that as butter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Give blood. Doesn't matter where you got the blood or who you give it to. Just give blood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Last Christmas I gave you my heart. The very next day you were still quite shaken over this gory and incomprehensible gesture.
You should message me if
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If you love something, set it free. If it doesn’t come back, it probably died of sadness because it thought you loved it.