It's not a private thing. It's private things:
1. See the caption of my profile photo.
2. Contrary to appearance (see profile photo) my eyes are not, in
fact, sunglasses. They are blue-green.
3. The cocktail I'm drinking in my profile photo is *not* a
martini, even though it's in a martini glass. I don't care for
martinis. It's a bloody Mary. I love those. I like the name, and
4. The garnishes in my beverage are: a. green olives and b.
cocktail weenies that have had raw spaghetti shoved through them
and then been cooked, so it looks like a weird monster thing. We
call them "hairy wieners." The name of the drink is "A Hairy Wiener
in a Bloody Mary."
5. For a more accurate representation of what my head looks like,
look at the non profile photo posted here.
6. If you think I'm here to "help you out" with your
boner/whatnot... my temptation is to shove raw spaghetti through
*your* cocktail weenie. I don't ask you to help me out by paying my
rent. Think about what you're asking for.
7. I think they really need an "other" for relationship
Also... is it wrong that I sometimes wanna edit/update my profile
when I'm procrastinating doing my homework? Focus,
This might be my favorite section of OKC profiles. It's so
In addition to "favorite food, movie, blah blah..." they should
have favorite color/tree/totem animal/prime number... just
I secretly like saying, "I secretly..."
Vanilla is the new spumoni.
My profile is getting sillier and sillier.