Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really really want to change my Okc handle to
fouroutoffivedentists but I imagine a cool handle like that is
already taken... Also, I don't wanna eff up my PO box here... So
I'll just pine for a handle as cool as that and content myself with
plain 'ol flazzard...
Hello! I'm a suburban, middle aged housewife. Sorta. :)
Please see bullet point number 5 in heading number 9. Or maybe
point number 6. Or something like that.
Current top-rated reader responses to my current profile
"make-under (ie. message hall of fame)":
Best of: "Your profile read like a weird book that I couldn't put
down. Wanted to see how it ended , but strangely didn't want it to
"...(your profile) looks like it was made by a garbageman."
"... it has that sort of "burned out" patina to it."
"Just want ya to know your a cutie but a bit scary..."
"LMAO. .....you are one f _ _k _d up b _ t _ h, but I still think
you're a cutie......in a twisted sorta way."
The most recent winner: "I'd say let's grab coffee, but I can
already tell that you're a psycho-bitch from hell. Good luck in
your search though."
And a sweet one: "The first 1/3 of your profile had me laughing.
It's so important, I printed it out and laminated it :-P" :) :)
And one from the vault: "OMG! Your so fucked up I think it's love
at first bite! I wanna bite ur left tit!"
"SNED NUDES" --- the funniest OKC user on the planet... Oh,
manure!! Now I want to change my Okc profile name to
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am going to school to study counseling psychology, and I'm loving
it! I commute from the Sacramento area to the bay area to do it.
When I'm in the bay area, I'm going to school and playing with bay
area family and friends. When I'm in the Sacramento area, I'm
playing with my teens and local friends, and doing homework.
My target clients would be eccentric hi-tech gazzillionaires and
their stressed out spouses. However, I believe that *everyone*
should have emotional support accessible to them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing Iron Chef: Leftovers!
Singing in the right key. Trust me. :)
Moving rhythmically to music.
Analyzing the shit out of everything. Ask anyone who knows me. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
... are that I'm a total spaz.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Victorian Literature and the classics.
Movies: Funny stuff and costume stuff.
Shows: string quartets at bars/cafes, and wandering
Music: World beat stuff. Julie Andrews.
Food: Everything except stinky cheese and fishy fish. And
Colors: Blue and silver. Way totally not beige.
Trees: Those fruit trees where each branch has a different varietal
of fruit on each branch. That shit is indistinguishable from
Totem animals: Giant squid, cuttlefish and seahorses (cause they're
Prime numbers: 7 and 41. Shit. That last one wasn't a prime number.
I like it anyway. Who made these questions, anyway?
UPDATE: A friend just mentioned to me that 41 *is* a prime number.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My friends.
3. Dark roast coffee.
4. Red wine/chardonnay.
6. Weird stuff.
7. My "collection."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I analyze the shit out of everything, and my friends still love
Relationships. Ad nauseam.
How you can decant Franzia into a fancy wine bottle and most people
won't know the difference...
... how too much harp music can be really irritating. I mean, you
might expect that from something like bagpipes, but harps? However,
trust me on this one. Or find out for yourself.
... whether or not skulls *really* make good chalices, or if it's
all just hype.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either hanging out with my posse of raven-haired and
otherwise-haired friends in the bay area, or hanging with the teens
and Sac friends in the Sac area. Or commuting between the two
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My profile here is kinda weird.
I really need to rewrite this whole damn thing... I'll get to that
any minute, I swear...
"Sned nudes" are the two funniest words on the planet, when placed
in that order, with that spelling
You should message me if
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how you're treated, but how you feel about yourself while in the
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