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flazzard

44 F Citrus Heights, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello! I'm a suburban, middle aged housewife. Sorta. :)
What I’m doing with my life
I am going to school to study counseling psychology, and I'm loving it! I commute from the Sacramento area to the bay area to do it. When I'm in the bay area, I'm going to school and playing with bay area family and friends. When I'm in the Sacramento area, I'm playing with my teens and local friends, and doing homework. Whooo!
I’m really good at
Playing Iron Chef: Leftovers!

Singing in the right key. Trust me. :)

Moving rhythmically to music.

Analyzing the shit out of everything. Ask anyone who knows me. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
... are that I'm a total spaz.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Victorian Literature and the classics.

Movies: Funny stuff and costume stuff.

Shows: string quartets at bars/cafes, and wandering violinists.

Music: World beat stuff. Julie Andrews.

Food: Everything except stinky cheese and fishy fish.
The six things I could never do without
1. My raven-haired friends.
2. All my other friends.
3. Dark roast coffee.
4. Red wine/chardonnay.
5. Shoes.
6. Weird stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I analyze the shit out of everything, and my friends still love me.

Relationships. Ad nauseam.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either hanging out with my posse of raven-haired friends in the bay area, or hanging with the teens and Sac friends in the Sac area.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's not a private thing. It's private things:

1. See the caption of my profile photo.
2. Contrary to appearance (see profile photo) my eyes are not, in fact, sunglasses. They are blue-green.
3. The cocktail I'm drinking in my profile photo is *not* a martini, even though it's in a martini glass. I don't care for martinis. It's a bloody Mary. I love those. I like the name, and the flavor.
4. The garnishes in my beverage are: a. green olives and b. cocktail weenies that have had raw spaghetti shoved through them and then been cooked, so it looks like a weird monster thing. We call them "hairy wieners." The name of the drink is "A Hairy Wiener in a Bloody Mary."
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
OK. I'm raising two teens with their dad. We co-parent and co-house and are nailing that part. I'm trying really hard to do repair work in other areas of that arena.

I'm in a relationship holding pattern, and I'm living with it. I am strictly in the dating/poly emeritus/alumna/ally category nowadays, and I'm very happy with that. Please view my question answers and match stats as information about an ally, and not as a potential date. Thanks!

That said, I'm very social, and love to correspond. I've met some wonderful friends here so drop a line and say hi!