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flesh_cannon

28 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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tall, facial haired individual.
What I’m doing with my life
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Weaving around the streets of Brooklyn. Whether by motorcar, motorcycle, nonmotorcycle, or just regular ass feet.

Having many irons in a few fires. Crafty with the pen, torch, and other implements. Aka definitely not having a job with benefits. Luckily my doctor is pretty kickass. It still doesnt make it any less embarrassing explaining how i punched myself in the face by accident.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
filling out profiles in a horribly sarcastic tone.

Making guacamole that can change lives. I can't say too much more about it than that.

Also, Bear hugs.
Also, not clearing my mailbox on here. Whoops.
The first things people usually notice about me
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how delightfully manly i am, and yet i still smell good. Not sure why most white dudes around where i live now havent figured out how to use deodorant. It's not expensive guys, trust me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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pale horse, papillion, the day of the jackal, anything Eliot, Palanihuk, and id hate to admit it, but i am a Stephen King fan. Although i feel like sticking his arm in a wood chipper for making some of his books into impossibly horseshit movies.

speaking of movies, love a ton of them, but despise the 'saw' franchise. I guess im picky when it comes to horror.

Love to cook. i obviously enjoy the food, but seriously people, 'foodie' is stupidest adjective ever.

Music? Led Zeppelin, or M.O.P.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air with at least 21 percent oxygen.
the movie Good Burger.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sandwiches. And starting a private bicycle riding academy for people who grew up in the burbs and yet never learned how to ride a bike. How did you go anywhere when you were a kid?

And why so many women on here have their nice profile, then a fair bit naughtier one. An interesting dichotomy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably still working. for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i was a virgin until last year.

Oh, and I never wear sweatpants in public. I feel like you're a half step above wearing a burlap sack rocking those outside. This is coming from someone who inadvertently wore a pair of jeans with a hole in the crotch large enough to drop a White Castle hamburger through.
You should message me if
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youre someone who is open to new adventures and ideas, even if that adventure is down to the bodega thats the opposite way you normally go.