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28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:34am
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
tall, facial haired individual.
What I’m doing with my life
Weaving around the streets of Brooklyn. Whether by motorcar, motorcycle, nonmotorcycle, or just regular ass feet.

Having many irons in a few fires. Crafty with the pen, torch, and other implements. Aka definitely not having a job with benefits. Luckily my doctor is pretty kickass. It still doesnt make it any less embarrassing explaining how i punched myself in the face by accident.
I’m really good at
filling out profiles in a horribly sarcastic tone.

Also, im really good at building model airplanes! Well, not really, but i am very good with my hands, as well as my brain. It is truly a killer combo. if you think that means what i think you think that means, youre a horrible pervert and should get your mind out of the gutter

Also, Bear hugs.
Also, not clearing my mailbox on here. Whoops.
The first things people usually notice about me
how delightfully manly i am, and yet i still smell good. Not sure why most white dudes around where i live now havent figured out how to use deodorant. It's not expensive guys, trust me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
pale horse, papillion, the day of the jackal, anything Eliot, Palanihuk, and id hate to admit it, but i am a Stephen King fan. Although i feel like sticking his arm in a wood chipper for making some of his books into impossibly horseshit movies.

speaking of movies, love a ton of them, but despise the 'saw' franchise. I guess im picky when it comes to horror.

Love to cook. i obviously enjoy the food, but seriously people, 'foodie' is stupidest adjective ever.

Music? Led Zeppelin, or M.O.P.
The six things I could never do without
Air with at least 21 percent oxygen.
the movie Good Burger.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
when Anthony Weiner finally decides to accept his true calling and become the lead in "the Carlos Danger Show" on VH1.

And why so many women on here have their nice profile, then a fair bit naughtier one. An interesting dichotomy.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably still working. for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i was a virgin until last year.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
youre someone who is open to new adventures and ideas, even if that adventure is down to the bodega thats the opposite way you normally go.