He's a constant do-gooder that likes to write, play video games, dress up in medieval costumes, watch cartoons, discuss politics, read comic books! Order now and you get the premium version that is able to:
1. Sing cheesy ballads at karaoke!
2. Dance around like no one's watching!
3. Will be your healbot in SW:TOR!
But wait, there's more!
Ever date a geek but thought to yourself, "Wow, I like geeks but could you at least match colors...?" Ever date someone chic and thought, "Man, I wish I could geek out about Final Fantasy...?"
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(Yep, just a dork. A big ol' dork.)
Just a guy looking for a guy to be goofy with. That's video games, cartoons, Renaissance Faire.
Just a guy looking for a guy to be serious with. That's politics, the human condition, social justice.
Just a guy looking for a guy to be physical with. That's holding hands, wall climbing, sex.
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