Well... This is new... So maybe just to get the ball rolling here's a (probably inaccurate) summary.
I hate awkward.
If you want stimulating/half-decent conversation, look no further. I have two degrees; both English Literature related. That should be enough proof.
If you want fun, adventure, someone to actually take an interest in something other than your vital statistics (I think we know what I am referring to but I'm a lady so I won't say it...) then read on...
I've recently started running and going back to the gym. Funnily enough, I don't hate it, and I would really like someone to go running with. That, or they can drive along side and keep me company... I even go running when I'm sick. I don't entirely understand myself when I do that... Even so, I cannot seem to drag myself out of bed for an 8am spinning session without the aid of someone to physically peel me away from my duvet. There have been injuries.
Smokers, enemies of PDAs and guys who don't know their head from their hiney (translation: ass/arse/ars/bum/bottom/backside) need not apply. I seem to get a lot of questions about the definition of "hiney". Enjoy the clarification.