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25 Carrollton, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:30am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and very serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
my name is Ian Cnnnnnnn/ if you go by my signature.

I consider myself somewhat aloof; it's tough for me to easily form meaningful relationships with people. Maybe it's due to the misconception that nobody is good enough for me, or maybe I'm just afraid of being burned.

I was on a date at a restaurant the other night and thought things were going well. We'd been hitting it off, and though things have been going slow, I've been really enjoying myself.

Suddenly, three words were uttered that slammed the brakes on the night. Three simple words that can either fill you with joy, or make you want to flee the scene. Needless to say, the date ended when I simply got up and left.

Just three words...

"Is Pepsi okay?"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to sift through the hot garbage and find people worth talking to for more than 15 minutes.

emulating hunter s. thompson in every way but the talent.

working with computers and system administration in an adderall and nicotine fueled frenzy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
staring into the abyss.

reading too much into your body language.

taking naps that last until the next morning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
sweet brows, bro.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
synechdoche, new york
fight club
funny games (US)
the holy mountain
donnie darko
in bruges
army of darkness
dawn of the dead (1978)
the host (the korean horror film, not that stephanie meyers garbage)
oldboy (again, korean, not that american garbage)
scott pilgrim

it's always sunny
the office
parks and rec
true detective
the wire
breaking bad
mad men
attack on titan
gurren lagann

ninja sex party
the flaming lips
the mountain goats
bright eyes
yeah great fine
loose lips sink ships
renaissance sound
maps & atlases
this town needs guns

philip k dick
douglas adams
george r.r. martin
neil gaiman
frank miller
alan moore
various comics.

disclaimer: those are just the ones I can think of mentioning. there's more but listing this shit feels like myspace all over again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. caffeine
2. vidya
3. beer
4. nicotine, apparently
5. weekends
6. my dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how having breakfast in bed is 'romantic' but also having lunch and dinner means i'm 'suffering from crippling depression'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
it depends on how the week went.
You should message me if
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you want a friend to play video games/eat sushi/watch movies/drink craft beers with.