Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
my name is Ian Cnnnnnnn/ if you go by my signature.
will tell you
everything you need to know about me.
things you're probably going to like:
lexicon on fleek
things you'll hate:
HAES is 100% bullshit and Tess Munster is gross
I prefer dogs to cats but cats prefer me to anyone else
I hate avocados
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
systems work for a credit card processing company earning roughly
half of what I'm currently worth.
reading wordy books on esoteric subjects in the vain hope that it
makes me seem more interesting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
staring into the abyss.
reading too much into your body language.
taking naps that last until the next morning.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
synechdoche, new york
funny games (US)
the holy mountain
army of darkness
dawn of the dead (1978)
the host (the korean horror film, not that stephanie meyers
oldboy (again, korean, not that american garbage)
it's always sunny
parks and rec
attack on titan
run the jewels
father john misty
like all of you, I just listed the ones that give me hipster
philip k dick
george r.r. martin
disclaimer: those are just the ones I can think of mentioning.
there's more but listing this shit feels like myspace all over
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
4. nicotine, apparently
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how having breakfast in bed is 'romantic' but also having lunch and
dinner means i'm 'suffering from crippling depression'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to smoke.
you want to make a Damien.
you are okay with people who pause movies every 30 minutes to
over-analyze and digest the plot.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.