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flightplan23

25 Carrollton, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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my name is Ian Cnnnnnnn/ if you go by my signature.

i'm in a constant ebb and flow of being the center of the party and the guy in the corner making friends with the dog.

every shirt i own has sleeves.

the filter between my brain and mouth broke years ago and i've been making enemies ever since.

i am passionate about gaming. not in the "i'm going to sit here and play 50 rounds of LoL/DOTA/CoD in a row" way - the "i am going to overanalyze everything about the level design/story/gameplay on this bitch" way. my friends hate me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to sift through the hot garbage and find people worth talking to for more than 15 minutes.

emulating hunter s. thompson in every way but the talent.

working with computers and system administration in an adderall and nicotine fueled frenzy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
staring into the abyss.

reading too much into your body language.

taking naps that last until the next morning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
sweet brows, bro.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
movies:
synechdoche, new york
fight club
funny games (US)
the holy mountain
antichrist
alien
donnie darko
in bruges
army of darkness
dawn of the dead (1978)
the host (the korean horror film, not that stephanie meyers garbage)
oldboy (again, korean, not that american garbage)
scott pilgrim

TV:
it's always sunny
the office
parks and rec
true detective
the wire
breaking bad
mad men
attack on titan
gurren lagann

listen:
ninja sex party
the flaming lips
the mountain goats
bright eyes
astronautalis
yeah great fine
loose lips sink ships
renaissance sound
maps & atlases
this town needs guns
battles

read:
vonnegut
philip k dick
douglas adams
george r.r. martin
neil gaiman
frank miller
alan moore
various comics.

disclaimer: those are just the ones I can think of mentioning. there's more but listing this shit feels like myspace all over again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. caffeine
2. vidya
3. beer
4. nicotine, apparently
5. weekends
6. my dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how having breakfast in bed is 'romantic' but also having lunch and dinner means i'm 'suffering from crippling depression'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
it depends on how the week went.
You should message me if
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you want a friend to play video games/eat sushi/watch movies/drink craft beers with.