Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
my name is Ian Cnnnnnnn/ if you go by my signature.
i'm in a constant ebb and flow of being the center of the party and
the guy in the corner making friends with the dog.
every shirt i own has sleeves.
the filter between my brain and mouth broke years ago and i've been
making enemies ever since.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to sift through the hot garbage and find people worth
talking to for more than 15 minutes.
emulating hunter s. thompson in every way but the talent.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
spending more than i make.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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ninja sex party
the mountain goats
run the jewels
philip k dick
george r.r. martin
attack on titan
game of thrones
disclaimer: those are just the ones I can think of mentioning.
there's more but listing this shit feels like myspace all over
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. a PC
4. nicotine, apparently
6. my dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if it's better to be brutally honest and have everyone hate me for
it, or be subtly deceptive and hate myself for it.
i'm somewhere in the middle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
it depends on how the week went.
You should message me if
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