Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
my name is Ian Cnnnnnnn/ if you go by my signature.
i'm in a constant ebb and flow of being the center of the party and
the guy in the corner making friends with the dog.
every shirt i own has sleeves.
the filter between my brain and mouth broke years ago and i've been
making enemies ever since.
i am passionate about gaming. not in the "i'm going to sit here and
play 50 rounds of LoL/DOTA/CoD in a row" way - the "i am going to
overanalyze everything about the level design/story/gameplay on
this bitch" way. my friends hate me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to sift through the hot garbage and find people worth
talking to for more than 15 minutes.
emulating hunter s. thompson in every way but the talent.
working with computers and system administration in an adderall and
nicotine fueled frenzy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
staring into the abyss.
reading too much into your body language.
taking naps that last until the next morning.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
synechdoche, new york
funny games (US)
the holy mountain
army of darkness
dawn of the dead (1978)
the host (the korean horror film, not that stephanie meyers
oldboy (again, korean, not that american garbage)
it's always sunny
parks and rec
attack on titan
ninja sex party
the flaming lips
the mountain goats
yeah great fine
loose lips sink ships
maps & atlases
this town needs guns
philip k dick
george r.r. martin
disclaimer: those are just the ones I can think of mentioning.
there's more but listing this shit feels like myspace all over
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
4. nicotine, apparently
6. my dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how having breakfast in bed is 'romantic' but also having lunch and
dinner means i'm 'suffering from crippling depression'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
it depends on how the week went.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want a friend to play video games/eat sushi/watch movies/drink
craft beers with.
Who are you looking for?
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