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flightplan23

25 Carrollton, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
my name is Ian Cnnnnnnn/ if you go by my signature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2dAu6yYOjk will tell you everything you need to know about me.

if that doesn't do the job, here's a couple of acronyms and words used to label me:
INTP
Libra
left-leaning (democratic socialist)
feminist
shitlording SJW
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
systems work for a credit card processing company earning roughly half of what I'm currently worth.

reading wordy books on esoteric subjects in the vain hope that it makes me seem more interesting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
staring into the abyss.

reading too much into your body language.

taking naps that last until the next morning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
sweet brows, bro.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
movies:
synechdoche, new york
fight club
funny games (US)
the holy mountain
antichrist
alien
donnie darko
in bruges
tank girl
army of darkness
dawn of the dead (1978)
the host (the korean horror film, not that stephanie meyers garbage)
oldboy (again, korean, not that american garbage)
scott pilgrim

TV:
it's always sunny
the office
parks and rec
true detective
the wire
breaking bad
mad men
attack on titan
gurren lagann

listen:
doppelgangaz
weathermen
run the jewels
la dispute
father john misty
young fathers
hotelier
brand new
lil dicky

like all of you, I just listed the ones that give me hipster cred.

read:
vonnegut
philip k dick
douglas adams
george r.r. martin
neil gaiman
frank miller
alan moore
various comics.

disclaimer: those are just the ones I can think of mentioning. there's more but listing this shit feels like myspace all over again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. caffeine
2. vidya
3. beer
4. nicotine, apparently
5. weekends
6. mary
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how having breakfast in bed is 'romantic' but also having lunch and dinner means i'm 'suffering from crippling depression'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to smoke.

you want to make a Damien.

you are okay with people who pause movies every 30 minutes to over-analyze and digest the plot.