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floridatroy

36 / m / straight / single

Satellite Beach, Florida, United States

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My self-summary Propose an edit

I'm 35, male, straight. Satellite Beach, Florida, United States I'm a single father of one, my son is 6 as of January and will always be the most important part of my life, so anyone wanting to become a new part of my life must be willing to accept that. I have been a talk show host, sports broadcaster, advertising salesman, marketing consultant, sandwich artist, vacation planner, fiance, boyfriend, roommate....etc but to sum myself up briefly, I've found the title Professional Smartass just about covers it.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I recently started my own business.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Being a dad...massages....making people laugh....being a smartass

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I'm a smartass

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

a)George RR Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series, Hitchhikers Guide "triolgy", Lamb by Christopher Moore, Non fiction and history b)Lord of the Rings trilogy c) Live, Pink Floyd, Queensryche, Led Zepplin. I'm into about anything but country and rap d) Quality Calzones

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1) my son

2) my towel

3) my sense of humor

4) my friends

5) my imagination

6) coca~cola

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

life, the universe, divinity of mankind, the divinity of the platypus, how Keanu Reeves has a film career, infinity, my direction, my seeming lack of direction the past 3 years, why Pineapple and Banana don't mix in fresh homemade smoothies, how Kean...nevermind I mentioned that already

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

playing starwars figures with my son

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I'm actually the secret identity of a super powered criminal mastermind

You should message me if Propose an edit

you need someone to talk to...or enjoy receiving massages

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Questions He Cares About View all

If you were in a long-term monogamous relationship, would you consider your partner "open mouth" kissing someone else cheating?

· Yes

· No

· I'm Not Sure
Should speech be...

· Completely free

· Have some censorship

· Be very censored

· Only say what the dictator wants!
Is it ever okay to hit your child so hard it bruises or leaves a red mark for several hours?

· Yes

· Yes - on the butt or other harmless area

· No
Which best describes your main motivation for checking out this site?

· To talk to people like me.

· To find a nice date in my area.

· To get laid!

· To check out the neat matching algorithm.
Do you know what sperm tastes like?

· Yes

· No

Tests He's Taken View all

Title	His Result	Your Result
Title	His Result	Your Result
Beverly Hills Cop Quiz	Sargeant Taggart	Take it!
The What Would Meatloaf Do For Love Test	Win!	Take it!
Quiz: Are you like one of my ex's?	Congratulations!	Take it!
The Supervillain Archetype Test	The Professional	Take it!
The How Well Do You Know Douglas Adams, and Hitch Hiker's Guide Test	Trillian	Take it!