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22 F Birmingham, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 7
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Mae g'ovannen!

I dialled back my profile a bit - perhaps I'm getting old(?) I like tea, smoking, pharmacology, games and internet poop. I dispense sage wisdom whether I'm asked or not and am full of pointless anecdotes.

"...For every time you say club passwords like “Have a nice day” and “Weather’s awful today, eh?”, you yearn inside to say forbidden things like “Tell me something that makes you cry” or “What do you think deja vu is for?”. Face it, you even want to talk to that girl in the elevator. But what if that girl in the elevator (and the balding man who walks past your cubicle at work) are thinking the same thing? Who knows what you might learn from taking a chance on conversation with a stranger? "
- Timothy Leary
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting rid of all that useless fluff in my brain in preparation for uni.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
nothing in particular, but I can do a little bit of almost everything. Try me!
The first things people usually notice about me
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"is that a girl or a boy?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I had a pretentious metal phase and still have a soft spot for stoner/doom/sludge and a bit of thrash & grind à la Megadeth, Clutch, QOTSA, Kyuss, Orange Goblin, Baroness, Pig Destroyer, and of course everything played on a guitar before 1980 - Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Cirith Ungol, Motörhead
I have a huge girl-boner for electronic music too, mostly jungle, breaks, breakcore, hardcore, and other things you get when you mush the amen break and repetitive doof noises together.

Big hip-hop head - MF DOOM, Odd Future, Danny Brown, Schoolboy Q, Wu-Tang Clan, N.W.A., Quasimoto, Outkast, A Tribe Called Quest

My favourite books are Catch-22, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit & The Silmarillion, K-PAX, Ring, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Magician, Lord of the Flies, The Handmaid's Tale, Dune, Dracula, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (what a title), Trainspotting

When it comes to food, I especially like curry, risotto, sushi (though I loathe avocado, go figure), chinese food, lasagne, stew & dumplings, pie and PO-TA-TOES (boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew). I worked at Nando's for a while and it sucked. Tell your friends!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tea - the solution to all life's problems, be they emotional crisis or the weather being a bit shit.
Good food - As you've probably gathered, I fucking love food.
The internet - sad but true.
Slow days - I can only do things if I can behave like a sloth inbetween.
Combat boots - they make me look more threatening and mean I can jump in puddles, I am never going to grow up.
Mary Jane messed my head up, she can be my best friend forever
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sometimes I see threads on imageboards, people posting whilst on the toilet from their smartphone and they even have a picture of their toilet-sitting legs as proof. I always wonder for a while if the internet has bred some sort of bizarre, futuristic culture of sharing, or if people always did stupid (but inexplicably hilarious) crap like this.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a well classy bird.
You should message me if
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You will cook with me while we dance to hardstyle.

You can let me scum off your gym guest pass and will lift weights with me.

You get unreasonably excited by your favourite pieces of music.

You can teach me things.

You have something good to say.