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flossitron

42 New Orleans, LA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 37–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I work with introverted librarian types, and my job is weird and hilarious. But don't tell anybody: I'm really an artist. I even have a fancy pants MFA in community art. I am proud to call New Orleans my home. Each time I pass the Superdome, I blush, because I have a freaky crush on that building. Yes, I am Living the Dream. Being from South, I get chilly easily and my accent does present itself after a couple of drinks. I consider myself tough as nails (a whole bunch of the time) but I'm also super domestic and nurturing. I'll bake a cake at the drop of a hat, I'm a doula (I help deliver babies), and I was in a skee-ball league. I don't have any known allergies, tattoos, or Swiss bank accounts. Metal scrap yards turn me on. Also, I find writing my name in wet cement extremely validating.
What I’m doing with my life
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Picking through many 1000 lb crates of recycled mardi gras beads stoicly in search of non New Orleans specific medallions in a 108 degree warehouse trying very hard not to puke or touch anything moist and loving every minute of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Inappropriate haiku
Organizing people
Hoarding and purging other people's garbage
Being a shoulder for friends
Walking on stilts
Not answering the phone
Collaboration
Baking
Being handy with bolt cutters
Slamming screen doors
Weaving
Giving my dog a belly rub
Teaching
Finding great things in unlikely places
Wasting time taking stupid OKC personality tests
Picking ticks off of a dog
Deviling eggs
Brainstorming
Walking
I'm getting better every day at Alphabetizing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am petite.
'Though she be but little, she is fierce'
-W. Shakespeare
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot Water
Tomato Soup
Glutten
Summertime tomato sandwiches eaten over the sink
Picture taking device
Hot Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How did all these gross panties get into this crate of recycled beads?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On somebody's porch
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Safety isn't much of a concern for me, but I am really very good with first aid.
You should message me if
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You are wearing a shirt in your OKC pictures. Call me 'old fashioned' but I do like a lil something for the imagination....
Your mother doesn't still buy your underwear.

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