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42 New Orleans, LA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 37–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 10
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I work with introverted librarian types, and my job is weird and hilarious. But don't tell anybody: I'm really an artist. I even have a fancy pants MFA in community art. I am proud to call New Orleans my home. Each time I pass the Superdome, I blush, because I have a freaky crush on that building. Yes, I am Living the Dream. Being from South, I get chilly easily and my accent does present itself after a couple of drinks. I consider myself tough as nails (a whole bunch of the time) but I'm also super domestic and nurturing. I'll bake a cake at the drop of a hat, I'm a doula (I help deliver babies), and I was in a skee-ball league. I don't have any known allergies, tattoos, or Swiss bank accounts. Metal scrap yards turn me on. Also, I find writing my name in wet cement extremely validating.
What I’m doing with my life
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Picking through many 1000 lb crates of recycled mardi gras beads stoicly in search of non New Orleans specific medallions in a 108 degree warehouse trying very hard not to puke or touch anything moist and loving every minute of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Inappropriate haiku
Organizing people
Hoarding and purging other people's garbage
Being a shoulder for friends
Walking on stilts
Not answering the phone
Being handy with bolt cutters
Slamming screen doors
Giving my dog a belly rub
Finding great things in unlikely places
Wasting time taking stupid OKC personality tests
Picking ticks off of a dog
Deviling eggs
I'm getting better every day at Alphabetizing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am petite.
'Though she be but little, she is fierce'
-W. Shakespeare
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot Water
Tomato Soup
Summertime tomato sandwiches eaten over the sink
Picture taking device
Hot Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How did all these gross panties get into this crate of recycled beads?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On somebody's porch
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Safety isn't much of a concern for me, but I am really very good with first aid.
You should message me if
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You are wearing a shirt in your OKC pictures. Call me 'old fashioned' but I do like a lil something for the imagination....
Your mother doesn't still buy your underwear.

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