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flowershoney

29 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Snuggling every kitten. Goal 2% complete.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything I try.

I'm not always so good at the trying part, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"What ARE you exactly?" (referring to ethnicity)

I usually respond with the most outrageous lie I can think of, like;
"My father is Thai-Israeli and my mother is Dutch-Comanche, but my great-grandfather was full-blooded Samoan and he grew up in Argentina."

They always believe me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books:
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams)
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance (Robert M Pirsig)
The Great Train Robbery (Michael Crichton)
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (Jules Verne)
Siddhartha (Hermann Hesse)

films:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Being John Malkovich
Punch-Drunk Love
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Apocalypse Now

shows:
Louie
Sherlock
Breaking Bad
The Simpsons
The X-Files

music (artists):
Air
Moby
Boards of Canada
Toots & the Maytals
Johann Sebastian Bach

music (albums):
Portishead "Dummy"
The Fugees: "The Score"
Neutral Milk Hotel: "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea"
Blockhead: "Music By Cavelight"
Manu Chao: "Clandestino"

music (songs):
Nearly impossible to narrow it down to 5, but my favorite song of all time is probably "Dear Prudence" by The Beatles.

food:
Pesto
Pesto
Pesto
Pesto
Pesto
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
One thing I could do without: This question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 14, I was asked to leave St. Peter's Square for wading in the fountain. I figured God would understand; it was extremely hot that day.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have paint on your clothes.
-You have stamps in your passport.
-You've climbed a tree in the past three years.
-You enjoy building sandcastles.
-You stop to smell the roses.
-You live on an island where your sweet passionate song lures the sailors of passing ships. At night, you feast upon their drowned and rock-battered corpses.
-You have ever built a cannabis smoking apparatus from household objects.
-You're sick of receiving ribald sexual requests from random strangers and want to send one of your own.
-You compost your food scraps.
-You have read a book this year (Us Weekly does not count as a book)
-You (sometimes) drink beer in the morning and coffee at night.
-You like telling people your name. My name is Ryan.