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flowershoney

28 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
You say that you're looking for someone who's never weak but always strong, to protect you and defend you whether you are right or wrong? Someone who will pick you up every time that you fall? Someone to gather flowers constantly, and to come each time you call? Someone to open each and every door? It may be me you're looking for.
What I’m doing with my life
Snuggling every kitten. Goal 2% complete.
I’m really good at
The lake of my knowledge and skill sets is somewhat wide and shallow; I have working knowledge about a good number of things, but have focused a little more deeply on things like construction and building, design, engineering, mechanics, philosophy and political science, and a variety of arts and music (both creation and appreciation)... Put it this way; I own a torque wrench, an easel, a dressmaker's dummy, a carpenter's square, and a guitar.

I often act as an entertainer, an advisor, a mediator, and have been hailed as "the life o' the party" more than a few times. I'm about equally as comfortable in a big city as I am out in the wilderness. I like moving and adapting to new surroundings.

I'm unusually flexible, balanced, and nimble. I dabble in Parkour and Kung Fu.
The first things people usually notice about me
"What ARE you exactly?" (referring to ethnicity)

I usually respond with the most outrageous lie I can think of, like;
"My father is Thai-Israeli and my mother is Dutch-Comanche, but my great-grandfather was full-blooded Samoan and he grew up in Argentina."

They always believe me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams)
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance (Robert M Pirsig)
The Great Train Robbery (Michael Crichton)
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (Jules Verne)
Siddhartha (Hermann Hesse)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Being John Malkovich
Punch-Drunk Love
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Apocalypse Now

Louie
Sherlock
Breaking Bad
The Simpsons
The X-Files

Moby
Flying Lotus
Toots & the Maytals
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Gorillaz

Sushi
Samosas
Enchiladas
Pesto
Falafel
The six things I could never do without
One thing I could do without: This question.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was 14, I was asked to leave St. Peter's Square for wading in the fountain. I figured God would understand; it was extremely hot that day.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You have paint on your clothes.
-You have stamps in your passport.
-You've climbed a tree in the past three years.
-You enjoy building sandcastles.
-You stop to smell the roses.
-You live on an island where your sweet passionate song lures the sailors of passing ships. At night, you feast upon their drowned and rock-battered corpses.
-You have ever built a cannabis smoking apparatus from household objects.
-You're sick of receiving ribald sexual requests from random strangers and want to send one of your own.
-You compost your food scraps.
-You have read a book this year (Us Weekly does not count as a book)
-You like telling people your name. My name is Ryan.