Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Me? I'm just a normal sort of dude. I share 98% of my DNA with
chimpanzees. I'm really fucking rad. I am not a zen buddhist. Im
naturally very good at bowling even though I've only done it
probably five times in my adult life. My current owner is a black
mini-mini dire wolf named Finnegan. He's kind of a Dick. oh yeah, I
lied on many of the questions I was asked on the survey. It's a
long story....I'm very honest.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bearing witness to the destruction of the biosphere. Contemplating
my own role in it all....basically I live like a Caesar.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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...I'm stumped, how the fuck would I know? Hopefully they notice my
fully enlightened consciousness undulating in unison with the ever
expanding multi-verse. Hopefully they don't notice my track marks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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If I were to admit how many hours of my life I've spent
watching/reading game of thrones, you would do a quick about face
and run. It's really pathetic. Otherwise, I don't even know where
to start. I'm a big connoisseur of those things. I try to be a
conscious consumer. And I download
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sub-atomic particles. The cosmos. Blood. Oxygen. Pressurized
atmosphere. A living biosphere. The Sun. Water. Porn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This is totally off the subject, but I was just kidding about the
track marks, maybe that goes without saying, but I thought I'd
clarify for those of to who are as dense as me. Anyway, I spend
time thinking about....that's a tough one. The rising tides, the
homeless, celebrity movie stars, om.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Slinging booze and food....FUCK
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