This whole profile began out of boredom, actually. The quizzes... Really??? I love them. I'm a closet dork, I guess. But here I sit.

And what about me, anyway? Well, I'm a married, bi-sexual, work-a-holic, dry-witted, sassy-mouthed mother-of-two with an obsession for all things fabulous. I love shoes and purses. I love amazing foods. I'm fascinated by people who have exotic hobbies (although my attention is not held by anything long enough to pick up hobbies of my own). I'm independent to a fault, but my husband is incredibly patient about that. On my best and worst days, beautiful music is what inspires me. I adore all things that are powerfully and deeply meaningful.

AAAAND it's been brought to my attention that there's a good possibility that many people may see my picture, click on me (because I'm adorable!), skim over my profile and miss the parts that suggest I am...

1.) married.
2.) interested in a potential girlfriend or girl friend with possibilities situation, therefore not interested in meeting guys.
3.) not interested in meeting guys who are horny.
4.) not interested in meeting guys who are pretending to be not horny. (let's face it. we know better than THAT, don't we???)
5.) not interested in meeting guys who are guys.
6.) not interested in meeting guys who are, well, guys. or even ones who are not much like guys.
7.) married.

I may have been vague about that. So this is the update. It's not personal, guys. Promise. I have a guy. He's super. You can't compete. Or if you CAN, you should go find a girl who's not looking for a girl. *wink*

I work in retail. Which sounds awful. Or boring. Or corporate. Or short-term. Or something. Honestly though, I love my job. I make good money. I don't work overtime. I get personal satisfaction from it. And for a moment, I actually get to be a small part of something special in people's lives.

They recently dropped a fancy new black-white-and-khaki dress code on us. My first rebellious instinct was to go out and buy black and white checkered plaid pants. *GRIN* If they were in stock in my size that day, I probably would have bought them. But I'm glad I didn't. Instead, my plan is to wear the most scandalous panties I can find! lol...

Anything that is important to me. For example:

Making my bed everyday is not important to me, therefore I am not good at it. :) Creating delicious food that makes people want to come back and have a late dinner at my house is important to me, therefore I am very good at cooking! Being on time? not good at that. Being there when you need me? VERY good at that!

People notice that I sparkle somehow. It sounds vain, maybe, but really. You won't be able to put your finger on it, exactly, but if we met, you would want to know me. From across the room, you would want to know me. I am fascinated by people's fascination with me!

I love to read true-crime books about serial killers... but only the ones where the bad guy is locked up or executed... if the madman is still out there, I am NOT reading that book because it WILL give me nightmares!

Funny movies are not my bag, but epic, powerful movies are fabulous... as are odd, obscure movies. Have you seen Secretary? What a totally bizzare flick! Jeez. And I'm always open to suggestions, so if you have a favorite, I would LOVE to indulge myself... let me know!

Musically, my friend Sev says that I'm a pop-culture-vulture. LOL... I love whatever is current and I have a handful of classic favorites, but I don't buy CDs because I will be bored of them in short time. :)

If you can make a really amazing Artichoke Spinach Dip, you will be my hero and I will worship you!

1. My daughters, of course, because watching them turn into real people is the best adventure of all.

2. Music. There are songs out there that will amplify or subdue any emotion.

3. My best friend. I can't imagine I survived so many years without her... let's face it, it was a meager existience. (Nevermind. She has recently taught me that I CAN, in fact, live without her. :( Now accepting applications.)

4. Mascara. It's generally the only thing I put on my face. It makes me feel pretty and flirty. ;) Which usually leads to sex, which I can also not live without... so we'll say mascara is good stuff! lol...

5. Vanilla ice cream. The thing about Vanilla ice cream is that it can be pretty much anything you want it to be. Hot fudge sundae. Strawberry swirls. Banana split. Apple pie, a la mode. Whatever. But by itself, it is one of life's most perfect simple pleasures.

6. Alcohol! *grin* I love to drink. Socially, of course. Get a little crazy on a night out. At a bar, pounding shots and shouting "YEAH!!!" or a lunchtime cocktail with friends or a nice drink during a dinner out with my honey or slamming beers with my brother once or twice a year.... I never drink to escape life or to perpetuate depressions. It's a happy indulgence!

Hahaha... I spend a lot of time thinking. Everything in my world is ridiculously over-analyzed. You will be over-analyzed, too.

See number 6 of the above "six things i could never do without."

*grin*

Do we need to talk about things that are more private than my panties under my work clothes? Really???

...You love to laugh at life with the same person you share the most powerful moments with.
...You thrive on flirtatious sexual tensions!
...You are comfortable with the possiblities.