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flubdub_taco

29 Santa Maria, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Construction
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Parker. I'm 27 and living the American dream. I live on a large and beautiful farm outside of Santa Maria. I work as a Union Plumber/ Pipefitter in Santa Barbara county and I love having a good time. I play hockey once a week and also go to school twice a week for work in Buellton.
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying life and always keeping my eyes peeled for those who would like to enjoy it with me :-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you smile :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I can tend to be pretty animated and making the people around me laugh and feel comfortable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like a good BBQ, pizza etc. But I also like fine dining from time to time. Not a huge music fan but I enjoy going to a show from time to time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, air, water.
Smiles and laughter.
Adventure.
My phone.
Ill think of more...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually trying to find a date but never finding one...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I'm on a dating website and that I've never been on an airplane.
You should message me if
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You'd be interested in meeting me :-D