ok. so, this is me. im a single mum of one boy, who's about 18 months old now. its hard to know what to write here that wont make me sound crazy or conceited or ridiculously shy so i'll go for all three! i have had a hard time meeting anyone new in the past year of singledom(shy) so here is me doin the 'datin site' thing and hopin someone will see my profile and pics(conceited) and become absolutley enchanted with me! no luck so far!(crazy)
what im lookin for here? maybe new friends, maybe a new love, maybe just a fling (aka: friends with benefits!) but i cant really say until you've become enchanted and we've at least gone out for a drink!

and this is you:you must be above 5ft10(cos i feel odd with guys shorter than me. no offense) dont smoke, dont take any unprescribed drugs and can play a half decent game of pool!
im not too fussy on what you look like so long as you are not younger than me, or old enough to be my dad! hopefully you live close enough that it doesnt take two trains, a bus and a taxi to reach each other, all that plannin takes the fun and spontineity out of life!
p.s you must have a fabulously witty and sarcastic sense of humour!

Little to nothing!
No, seriously though, I dont work at the moment because I am a full-time carer for my mum who has fibromayalgia(dont ask, it'll just depress you!) and loving my 18 month old son.
I'm also thinking about going back to college and training to become a nurse in the idealistic hopes that I might beable to help some one in a more pleasant manner than the nurse at my local docs!

Dancing. I love dancing!
It's my passion. My ideal partner would be someone with whom i could dance the night away every night.
I'm also the best cook I know, which sounds really conceited but seriously, I make the best pasta sauces in the world.
oh, and procrastinating, but i'll tell you about that later......

Unfortunatley it's my breasts! They are rather large. But once people look up a few inches and start talking to me, they notice that I'm a very honest and forthright person.

My abosolutley favourite book is Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk as well as most of his others, iv not read them all yet tho! I'm also swapping between some classic Stephen Kings and some really obscure (but cheap) rom-coms
Funnily enough, however, my favourite movie is more typically 'feminine' Dirty Dancing. I'm also working to complete my Disney collection on DVD because you can never be too old for Disney!
My favourite music ranges from Abba to ZZ Top with almost everything inbetween! I love music with a great beat that I can get up and move to (not like the newer 'club' shite that you hear nowadays!) I like 70's disco music best though.

My favourite T.V (I know it doesn't ask, but still...) is a healthy mix of Buffy, Angel, Charmed, Meduim, Tru Calling, E.R, Friends, Red Dwarf, a town called eureka and the occasional episode of The Simpsons or Two and a Half Men.

My son
My music
My PC
My memory (it's very good)
Caffiene
Sugar rushes
And because they are a given:-
Sex
My friends
My family
My asthma medication(I kinda can't breathe
without it!)

Whether men's orgasms feel the same as women's.
And why some californian red wines taste really bitter but some are really sweet.
And why do people think that they can get by on just their looks?
And why there isn't a 'my ideal partner would be..' on the profiles. It would make it much easier to find out if you are compatible.
And why aren't men romantic like they are in the movies?
And, what are you doing tonight?

my typical Friday night is spent chillin' at home with a glass of wine and either a good book or a good movie.

I have a fantasy about being abducted by a stalker and taken to venice where he force feeds me fresh egg pasta pasta coated in garlicky olive oil flollowed by chocolate ice cream and sweet rose wine and then makes me submit to endless hours of him giving me oral sex! (It sounds like torture, I know! hahaha)

If you can't listen to the entire Dirty Dancing soundtrack album without needing to get up and dance around your house.
If you could teach me how to play chess. Naked. Over a bottle of wine....
Other wise if you like what you saw here and just need to know the rest then I'd love to hear from you
xxx