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fluffypuffymuffy

36 F Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
“There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life.”
― John Lennon

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If you've never done..

then you should..
These things are fun
And fun is good..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Walking barefoot in really soft grass (the pitch and putt by townlake has great grass!)

sex in a thunderstorm

the green belt late at night with a beer and a flash light

camping

radiohead

playing in the rain

walking with dogs

talking to funny small children

drunk karaoke

Watching the whole Lord of the Rings series in one night

A tub full of Jello

traveling

Arcade Fire

Italy

making lists of these I don't like

Speaking bad spanish

Knowing when to shut up......

I am FLUFFY PUFFY MUFFY!!!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Conversation between a princess and an outlaw:
"If I stand for fairy-tale balls and dragon bait--dragon bait--what do you stand for?"
"Me? I stand for uncertainty, insecurity, bad taste, fun, and things that go boom in the night."
"Franky, it seems to me that you've turned yourself into a stereotype."
"You may be right. I don't care. As any car freak will tell you, the old models are the most beautiful, even if they aren't the most efficient. People who sacrifice beauty for efficiency get what they deserve."
"Well, you may get off on being a beautiful stereotype, regardless of the social consequences, but my conscience won't allow it."
"And I goddamn refuse to be dragon bait. I'm as capable of rescuing you as you are of rescuing me."
"I'm an outlaw, not a hero. I never intended to rescue you. We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves."
— Tom Robbins
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation
Making people laugh
being spontaneous
laughing
kissing
spooning
being strange
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Did she just wink at me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS*
Catcher in the Rye Salinger
Dark Tower series by Stephen King
Anything by Dave Sedaris
Tom Robbins..Still With a Woodpecker ..Even Cowgirls get the Blues..Jitterbug Perfume..skinny legs and all..
Henry and June ..Anaiis Nin

MOVIES*
Amelie..Fight Club.. The City of the Lost Children..Breakfast at Tiffany's..
Coraline..anything Tim Burton..
Billy Elliot
Chocolat
Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind

MUSIC*
Devotchka
Arcade Fire
The beatles
Tool
PaulSimon
Beirut
Miike Snow
fanfarlo
portishead
yeah yeah yeahs
ani difranco
tribe called quest
air
jurrassic 5
broken social scene
Creedence
Van Morrison
Muse
Widespread Panic
Radiohead
Melody G
Florence and the Machine
Mumford and Sons
Edward Sharpe
Quiet Company
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Friends
Laughter
art
love
happiness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people that wear burnt orange
fake fingernails
men that fuck like women
argyle sweaters
blink 182
pop country music
puff daddy
p-diddy
straight gay people
old women who refuse to wear bras in public
lady gaga
fat ladies who eat their cheeseburgers with diet coke
camel toes
moose knuckles
mrs.Doubt Fire
pop rap music
sex with vegetables
Metalica
tongue piercings
fake people
Ed Hardy
bleach blond hair
justin beiber
pink
did i say lady gaga already
zima

enormous fake breast
Creed
jesus freaks
tiny men with large trucks
poor people with a mess of children
parking tickets
hair extensions
Paris Hilton
George Bush
BP
Nickel Back
What if George Bush and Paris made babies??????
black skinny jeans on androgenous skinny boys that look almost like girls
somebody please explain how lesbians FUCK
people with excess ear wax
i hope i never meet a man with balls larger than his penis
people that drive beamers
when satan is gonna take his weather back
would I sleep with Donald Trump for one billllllllion dollars???
that i probably would for substancially less...hmmm let's say 11 million....
Are men that are vegan and practice yoga still men?
Why??????????
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working and making funny lists with my co-workers...
my new one goes like this...
You might be a witch if..........

*your dildo is a broomstick
*your name is Lindy Liilliard
*you have crotch goblins
*you have splinters in your vagina
*you think paris hilton is charming
*youve fucked a warlock
*the namebrand of douche you use is called stinkbox
*you like the smell of farts
*on a typical friday night you are standing over a boiling cauldron
*you put the eyes of newts up your doodle
*you were born with a tail
*you have warts on your nipples
*you ARE cassandra84 on okc { check out her profile..... seriously she is prolly a witch}!!!
*you floss your teeth with your nipple hair
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like feet!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You realize that the beauty in the world is more significant that the ugly, bad, and sad. You want to be friends....or maybe something more ;)
“Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behaviour. You're by no means alone on that score, you'll be excited and stimulated to know. Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You'll learn from them—if you want to. Just as some day, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry.” ~J.D.Salinger