I am O-, interested in O+, and seeking =).
My Self-Summary
I'm just an ordinary guy that does many cool things. Since I
naturally prefer Dos Equis, I'm in company with "the most
interesting man in the world." That ad campaign is funny. No? You
don't think so? Well, drink a few more.
Beer is more of my style than wine. I mean wine is alright...IF you
like grapes smashed by someone's foot.
Unlike everyone else in LA that's a closet-gay, I'm a
claustrophobic-hetero. Many of them (or you) are aspiring
so-and-so's, but not me--I've reached my goal of being a big-screen
nobody.
In real life, I am a somebody. Some would say I'm a precious gift
to the world. Okay, only one person (grandma) might say that.
In contrast, my friends and co-workers would say I'm a virus to
society. Well, what do they know? They have yet to see my bad side.
What I’m doing with my life
I try to work as little as possible, but it's still 9 hours
everyday. HR missed my memo again.
I dumped my dreams after I caught it cheating with reality. I still
sleep with my dreams though--yup, friends with benefits.
I’m really good at
--making lemonade with all those lemons that life hands us.
--spiking the lemonade.
--gourmet cooking with a microwave oven. You can try my dishes by
going to the freezer section of your grocery store.
--defying stereotypes. I'm actually a very good driver, not a pig
and I don't have a...
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I'm extremely shy for the first five milliseconds.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I read, watch, listen and consume one thing--Twilight! Can I get an
O M G?!!
The six things I could never do without
nature
gravity
2nd chances
my ten yr old car/personified-friend
comedy
friends
given the above, I can make do without H20, O2, food, shelter, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
--entering the world of fashion and apparel. First on the
agenda--the Miracle Boxer.
--the new American Dream. I too would like to be worshiped by
millions for contributing nothing of value to our society, besides
inadvertent pics of my privates and a blurry sex video.
On a typical Friday night I am
watering someone's lawn around 2AM.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I cut in line today.
You should message me if
you're done washing your hair, awake from your beauty nap, and
finish with the facebook updates.
you're good at bandaging.
you don't mind shirtless pictures reflected off the bathroom
mirror, because you've posted some yourself on craigslist.
you're interested in conversation, camaraderie, travel,
companionship, community service and a slice of pie.