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29 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:22pm
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently), Dutch (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Just seeing what's out there... don't believe in sharing too much about myself without the opportunity to interact in real time, so I'll leave this summary at that ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Obviously a lot of things. I make it rain, you better grab an umbrella.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wasting time. Muay thai. mma. Putting people in their place if they start actin' up. Don't mess with me, bro.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm the flyest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The answer to the first two and last question is fried green tomatoes (no it isn't).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Attachment to things is the source of suffering.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing what I do when I do what I'm doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Honestly... about women... I have yet to be impressed by any. I guess it won't change (but a part of me wants to be proven wrong). It's dawned on me... women are useless in innovation (all inventions of any merit have been made by men), athletics (the shortest female who can dunk is like 6'4" with orangutan arms), leadership (all attempts at charisma just come off as bitchiness, and look at all the billionaires, 95% are men, and those who are women are generally always heirs), entertainment (no such thing as a consistently funny female comedienne, all they're good at is making one another laugh with their lame sarcastic stories about how crazy other women are). ALL they have, is a chance to be attractive for a good 10-15 years, and basically base their value on what caliber of man they can obtain. Pathetic. It is what it is. I'm cool with that though. Will probably just do the Hugh Heffner thing (minus the bogus marriages), and consistently replace whoever I'm with with someone younger till the day I d.i.e. :P

NOTE: Just a joke people... so take it easy ladies (truth be told, just looking for someone great, but never seem to find the right one), I'm kinda going for something like this:
You should message me if
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You feel like it. I'm cool, trust meh! I may sound arrogant and jaded based on how overly committed my above comments were (just shock value), but I am actually pretty humble, and don't consider myself better than the next guy, just fortunate enough to be wiser than most when it comes to being successful and getting things my way. I'm a caring person, a mans man, who will go out of his way to help those in need, and always respect those who are respectful human beings. If you are the one in a billion who is both attractive and honorable (seems like it's impossible to find), let's talk, I will more than respect you for it. If not, I can still be civil and treat you however I think you'd expect to be treated (think about that statement carefully though).

PS: If you are one of those women who describes their sense of humor as "sarcastic" (nothing wrong with sarcastic humor done right) AND you add that "if you get offended easily it, won't work..." guess what, you're not sarcastically funny, you're just a low IQ ignoramus who wants an excuse to not have to think before you open your stupid mouth. It's not the world that's sensitive, you're just a useless waste of space with no sense of tact and need to work on it (either do that or gas yourself... when you start sagging and cracking, it suddenly won't be considered cute and acceptable).