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flyingsexmonkey

35 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Black, Native American, Pacific Islander, White, Other
Height
7′ 7″ (2.31m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Drinks
Desperately
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I AM A VERY SERIOUS VIKING.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Long walks on the beach. Playing Guitar. Looking for true lust. Chainsaw sculpture.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Caps lock.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have so many hairs. Like, I have a lot of hairs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Vertical Seafood Tacos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Q2djOnNSE

Which I was into before it was cool. Hmph.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All six fingers on my hand.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My Heartsong.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When Friday night rolls around, I know the hunt is on. I sound like Barry White and everyone also knows that the hunt is on. As a typical Flying Sex Monkey on a typical Friday night, I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes, at night, when I'm with the other vikings, I get so lonely; and I just want to be held.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like Vertical Seafood Tacos.

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