I'm in the process of becoming the nicest guy in the world, giving blood regularly, feeding the homeless and cleaning turtles caught in oil spills -- I can't sell ash trays made from turtle shells covered in oil.

Personal quote: "Romance is not dead, it's on life support and I'm going to suffocate it with a pillow when no one is watching."

Just kidding, I am very romantic.*
* assuming your definition of romantic is also a trip to Olive Garden and a can of natural ice lite

* wondering just how much nudity there was on 'The Love Boat'
* wondering about the thickness of the walls between cabins on 'The Love Boat'
* wondering why I worry about 'The Love Boat,' I mean there's no way Captain Stubing's going to let anything bad happen, it's not like he's away from the controls chasing some lady

* selecting apples
* talking about random things
* being patient with old people who block the aisles in the supermarket
* talking about random things while being patient with old people who block the aisles in the supermarket

* writing, here's my latest work in progress:
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit...

I have an Australian accent
I have style, wit, and charm
I have a mouth, nose, ears, heart, lungs, spleen, legs, arms and eyes

vegas
awake
dexter
homeland
Mr Selfridge
house of lies
breakout kings
boardwalk empire
breaking bad
californication
30 rock
adaptation
mullholland drive
psychology books
thai, chinese, japanese, mexican food
SeaShepherd.org
my favourite color is ham
SF Giants & 49'ers

sleep
access to an algae free beach
matches
stress ball
cheddar cheese slices
walkie talkie to communicate with pet unicorn
red and orange jelly babies
mp3 player
intimacy/affection from an adult human female
water
sun cream
health supplements
shoes and underpants

* if electricity was invented so we could eat toast
* what's in McNuggets
* if I was the captain on a really old sailing ship and had whipped a crew member for insolence that day, I'd probably try and avoid him at the party that night
* how awesome it would have been to be a production assistant on 'The Love Boat,' walking around nude with a garbage pail full of cocaine
* why I went to the Olive Garden in Times Square, but I never saw any celebrities

unknown

I only drink at social occasions, like breakfast

* you aren't hung up about sex and sexuality
* you're an angel without any wings
* you think Lindsay Lohan is batshit crazy
* you're also sad about the fate of hostess cupcakes and zingers