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flyingsorcerer9

39 M Honolulu, HI

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Matt :)

I'm calm and collected, but have an underlying intensity. I have a creative streak and I try to learn something new everyday. Today's lesson -- don't stick a fork into the electric outlet :(

I returned to the US last year after a 4 year absence with a newly minted greencard, which was sent to the wrong address. Finally got it, I love that piece of plastic!

I was just back in Australia over Christmas and got to meet my cute niece for the first time. I was sad when it was time to leave and she gave me a small hug and sloppy kiss on the cheek.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm self-employed and need to keep busy with a combination of things -- websites/marketing, physical exercise, research/reading and writing.

Here's my latest work in progress:
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit...

Eating pizza with a knife and fork.
Sending back my chicken burrito if it has beans on it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying cool in a crisis
Selecting good oranges
Talking about random things
Being patient
Air travel
Riding my mountain bike aggressively through LA traffic
Nudity
Golf
Observing people, trends, and things

Writing menus:

Patara lamb shanks with saffron risotto and poached asparagus followed by flourless chocolate cake with seasonal berries

I don't care where you go in the world, your meal will always have seasonal berries.

Shropshire venison loin with creamy potato puree and steamed broccoli florets followed by honey and pistaccio cheesecake with seasonal berries
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm masculine/charming
I have an accent
I have manners
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Vegas
Dexter
OITNB
Homeland
Mr Selfridge
Parts Unknown
Masters of Sex
Mad Men
Covert Affairs
Cross Bones (in spite of Malkovich's shitty accent)
Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
Banshee
Bullitt
Californication
30 Rock
Adaptation
Mullholland Drive
Being John Malkovich
Films about con men/grifters
Psychology books
Thai, Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Mexican food
SeaShepherd.org
SF Giants & 49ers
Sydney Swans & Canberra Raiders
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sleep
water
sun screen
stress ball
cheese slices
access to a beach
health supplements
shoes and underpants
red and orange jelly babies
intimacy/affection from an adult human female
I forget the last thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Screenwriting and how to keep pushing myself to improve as a writer.

Just how much nudity there was on 'The Love Boat.'

How you can feed a homeless person for $5, but the drinks bill might be a bit higher than that.

Whether or not airport shuttle vans get good gas mileage.

Why I went to the Olive Garden in Times Square, but I never saw any celebrities.

My late Grandmother and how she was emotionally cold and distant, but always there for me as a child. If I ever needed a scolding or a spanking, she'd give it to me :)

How sometimes in life we need to face strange languages and cultures, poor roads, hostile citizens, and extreme hardship. Panorama City here I come!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Winding up.
Winding down.
Trying to get the Lyft location marker onto my actual location..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't tell you that, it would be like killing a unicorn :)

I don't own a car, but am looking to get a 150cc scooter. Wait, if we're in your car together, that means you can now drive in the diamond lane. You're welcome :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're an interesting lady.

You're an angel without any wings.

You have a pronounced 'cupid's bow.'

You squinted when looking at my picture and can thus tell I'm handsome.

You laughed at any stage reading this.