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foodnerdj

27 F Edmonton, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Administration
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I like to think I'm relatively normal, but I question what normal is anymore. I'm in my late (ugh) 20's, with an overt age complex (only 2 more non-30 birthdays!) with a great job, a car, and a general feeling of sanity. Due to this age complex, I tend not to date folks younger than me. Like many of my generation, after years of paying into rent, I've decided to move back home with my parents to save and get a leg up on my equity. I do have a plan, and luckily with my fabulous new job, I'll be able to hit goal on schedule.

Speaking of goals, I have many of them. Yet, I have a tendency to make big changes (always for the good) somewhat impulsively. I decided at random one day to see if switching to an e-cigarette would actually work, and I've now been a “non-smoker” for 6 weeks with zero temptation or homicide. I did the same thing with my initial jump into weight loss. I decided to see if it would work, and it did. Within 6 months I had lost 70 lbs. Fortunately, the vast majority has stayed off, despite my own personal derailment(lookin at you, work stress), and I'm hoping to head back onto the path of my journey.

I'm incredibly sweet, caring and considerate, once you're in my good books. You could say I'm somewhat damaged and have mild trust issues—but I think this is all normal. Nope, I'm not gonna meet some random internet stranger on some deserted range road, this isn't trust issues, it's common sense. Common sense being one of the more rare, and most valuable traits I exhibit. I have an offbeat, crude sense of humour, can take as good as I can give, and making me laugh is one of the surest ways to my heart.

I've been single for quite some time, and happily so. I've learned how to be selfish, which is amazing after so many years of being selfless. I can easily keep myself content, happy and entertained, which may be one of the reasons it's taken me so long to jump back into the pond, so to speak. I guess I still haven't fully jumped it, I still have my floaties on, and I'm slowly wading in. It's not that I'm not looking for a relationship, I guess it's just hard to get me engaged. Please, please don't be boring. I know I can come across as boring, hell I regard myself as such, but if you are interesting and engaging, I'll push right back. If you're boring, if the conversation dies out, if you don't have anything more to ask other than how I'm doing, and what I look for in a guy, than save yourself the time. I'm really not a bitch, but you're competing with the constant over-stimulation of technology. Hmmm, answer to “What's up?” or kill some hookers on GTA, what would your answer be?

To get it out in the open, what I look for in a guy: Kind, considerate, has goals, has passions. Is HILARIOUS and in turn, has a great sense of humour. Has a thick skin, but can be open about emotions. Intelligent, driven, has a job! Opens doors for people, not just the ladeez, but people in general. Has the ability to put others first (and usually does), but is definitely able to communicate his needs and some selfish desires. Is easily entertained. Seriously, while I complain about the attention disorder I seem to have, I can have a great time doing anything depending on the other party. Be incredibly supportive and encouraging of my goals, but still able to make me feel beautiful (this is a fine line men-friends, a fine line). I want someone to push me to do new things, to get me out of the house, to do something other go out to eat and watch movies. I'm willing to try a lot of things, go outside of my comfort zone if the support is there. Also, I'm a big believer in adult literacy, and information retention. You'll note I put this at the end (there may be a test later, folks!). Yeah, there's a lot listed there, and maybe you're wondering why some fat, damaged, seemingly bitchy chick is asking for so much. It's because I'm awesome. Like make you cookies just because awesome. Like believes in the giving of regular oral sex awesome. Of course, I'll have to really like you to do pass on that awesomeness, but the fun is in the challenge, isn't it?
What I’m doing with my life
Working, following some life plans, and seemingly spending a lot of time writing profiles that don't get read!
I’m really good at
Oddly baking. I'm more of a salty person than sweet, but people pay for my bread.

Remembering things too. I've worked for years as an assistant, the need to remember EVERYTHING has spilled over. I'm not creepy, it's just a side effect.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Um....I just like books. A lot, I used to work in publishing so I got a lot for free. I think I have a problem.....

Movies - varies, Empire Records, Dazed & Confused, My Girl, Virgin Suicides, Anne of Green Gables. Yep, I'm cool.

Shows - I like a lot of crime dramas, like SVU & Rookie Blue. I can't be bothered with reality TV.

Music - Hanson...there's that cool factor again. I like a lot of stuff, really nostalgic lately.

Food- Seriously depends on the day. This is a very loaded question...
The six things I could never do without
My family, a roof over my head, money, food, clothing and my teddy bear?
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm kinda lame and kinda cheap so Netflix and jammies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I haven't done my own laundry in about 6 years. Drop off service is definitely worth it!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You read that whole damn thing!