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foolisholdgoat1

22 Houston, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"More adventurous"

infp loser face
Will bake zucchini chocolate-chip muffins for rent

Just bought the ticket, so boarding a one-way Greyhound to Denver at December's end. I'll be staying with a friend in Englewood while I turn over a new leaf.

Work is nibbling on my soul right now. Send help.

Blood type: caffeinated. I can never remember my Enneagram. 4w5?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to establish a better sense of self but this has really just consisted of failing to grow a beard and falling into several other early-twenties clichés. Also, commiting Russian vocabulary to memory so I can pick up on when my employers are marveling at how I managed to feed myself for 22 years. Planning to become a realtor when I hit Colorado
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching every fifth word in telenovelas
Making dinner.
Doing dishes.
Sentence fragments.
Brewing eye-dilating coffee.
Morning person-ing. Dawn is my favorite part of the day.
Writing, stitching together, wrestling, and destroying mediocre poetry on 40% post-consumer waste restaurant napkins.

Describing wines. Who knew my once upon a midnight dreary studying for an English Lit degree could help me make money.

I like to think these skills make me functional or well-rounded. Maybe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Budding Francophile, so there's some original French Diderot and Voltaire on my shelf I can hardly read a word of.
Ice cream kōans. Etgar Keret, Gogol, Dostoevsky, Sartre, Flaubert, Burroughs. Haruki Murakami is probably my favorite author at the moment. Dive bar bathroom scribbles. Cien años de Soledad. La Muerta de Artemio Cruz. I've listened to the On the Road original scroll audiobook at least 30 times.
As of typing this, I'm rereading The Hero With a Thousand Faces.

Rilo Kiley, The Postal Service, Ella Fitzgerald, John Cage, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Shostakovich, Bon Iver, Fleet Foxes, Ruth Crawford Seeger, Woodie Guthrie

I can be found in the wild:
Reading German translations of Calvin and Hobbes comics at cafes that serve bottomless drip coffee
At seedy thrift stores and seedier dive bars

The Moth, This American Life, Welcome to Night Vale, Stuff You Should Know. A bit of NPR here and there.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Audiobooks and podcasts
2. Wine and beer
3. Wool sweaters
4. Weekends
5. Beaten-up coffee tables
6. Pajamas and coffee mugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Coffee, goats, cats, food, bees, and neuroses

Language barriers, English dialectics, viticulture, how hard French pronunciation is, border town culture, sustainable agriculture, podcasts, how great it would be if people would quit making babies for a bit while there are so many that need adopting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work for a wine shop.

Drinking....

...and then walking home and immediately putting on pajamas.

Going on long walks now that the weather is consistently under 90 degrees for the time being.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The noises I make at baby goat videos can probably shatter glass.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you agree that there's a difference between your, you're, and yarn. Yarn is a completely different word, it doesn't even sound the same.
*final boss music*

If you live in Denver or have any tips for moving there you wish you'd known, give me a heads up.