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22 Denver, CO Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Sales / Marketing
Open relationship
Likes dogs
English (Okay), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Will bake oat pulp-banana-coconut flake-chocolate chip vegan cookies for rent. I came to Denver from Houston on a Greyhound bus with no idea what to do when I got here but I'm making new friends and drinking canned wine because that's a thing, apparently. Sorry about that, liver.

I feel most at home in front of a stove making curry.

Blood type: Cabernet Franc. Wine? Yes. Goats? Adorable.
Caveat emptor: in an open relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just got to Denver so this is liable to change often because I'm changing often.

Handling a lot of green, oblong objects and stacking them obscenely high in defiance of gravity. Embracing some of more effete qualities. Trying to establish a better sense of self though this has really just consisted of failing to grow a beard and falling into several other early-twenties clichés. Enrolled with Enshin Karate; my face and the practice mat keep running into each other. The long-term plan now is to re-enroll in school once I save up a little money, study for a bourgey sommelier course, and try to fix up my old Italian road bike which is currently a screaming, metal death trap. Really. It screams. Also, I'm trying to build a custom bedframe from recycled wooden pallets which hopefully won't collapse under my weight.

Once I get settled in town to I'd love to find a way to help at-risk\homeless students, possibly with the help of the
company I work for or with SAME cafe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching every fifth word in telenovelas, making dinner for 2-x people, doing dishes, and sentence fragments.
Brewing eye-dilating coffee and teas, morning person-ing because dawn is my favorite part of the day, and writing mediocre, self-indulgent poetry on 40% post-consumer waste napkins. Fracturing my knuckles over and over.

Describing wines. Who knew my once upon a midnight dreary studying for an English Lit degree could help me with career planning.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Trying to break far away from dead white guy lit, but....
Etgar Keret, Camus, Carlos Fuentes, Virginia Woolf, Jonathan Foer, Sylvia Plath, Nabokov, Gabriel Marquez, Pablo Neruda, Haruki Murakami (current favorite author)

Podcasts: Welcome to Night Vale, Stuff You Should Know, The Thrilling Adventure Hour, and a skosh of NPR every now and then.

TEGAN AND SARA, Rilo Kiley, Ferraby Lionheart, Woodie Guthrie, Ruth Crawford Seeger, Modest Mouse, The Black Keys, Cold War Kids, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Elliot Smith, Conor Oberst anything, Björk, Die Blockflötes des Todes, Sara Watkins, Laura Marling, Cursive, Two Gallants

I'm a great cook. I learned from the very best barely-functioning alcoholic chefs I could find. Vegetarian takes on Thai, Mexican, and Indian dishes. More packets of soyrizo than I care to admit. Tons of pineapples now that I can get a discount on them. Also.... oats. Oats and squats.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Audiobooks and podcasts
2. Wine. I can't stand wine snobbery, but I really do feel like it's more than just a drink that will get you where you want to go.
3. Noodle socks
4. Weekends
5. Beaten-up coffee tables
6. Tiny cat noises
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Coffee, goats, cats, food, bees, and neuroses

Language barriers, English dialects, organic viticulture, how difficult French pronunciation is, border town culture, sustainable agriculture, podcasts, overpopulation and how great it would be if people would quit making babies for a bit while there are so many that need adopting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coveting things at Buffalo Exchange that will be gone before payday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The noises I make at baby goat videos can probably shatter glass.
You should message me if
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If you agree that there's a difference between your, you're, and yarn. Yarn is a completely different word, it doesn't even sound the same.
*final boss music*

If you want to talk about bees or suggest things I could make with the fifty pound sack of rolled oats leaning against my pantry.