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foolisholdgoat1

21 M Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Important caveat: dating someone monogamously. Yes, we are both aware of each other's OKC accounts. Yeah, transparency and stuff

Blood type: caffeinated. INFP. 5w4?
I want to teach in some capacity because riding a bike and reading books in coffee shops all day won't pay off student loan debt. Oh, helping people is nice too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to establish a better sense of self but this has really just consisted of failing to grow a beard and falling into several other early-twenties clichés. Studying for CLEP exams and trying to be prom queen. Lately busy with crashing at friends' houses and juggling odd jobs and selling poison. It's not really glamorous, but it's helped me be a little more social which is something I've been working for the past few years.

Part time tutor, barista, and liquor store employee. Take a guess at whether I make more money helping people or enabling their alcoholism. I don't mean to sound jaded, I enjoy each job for different reasons.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Vegetarian sandwiches.
Belittling myself.
Motivating myself
Motivating others
Catching every fifth word in telenovelas.
Pulling weeds.
Sentence fragments.
Brewing eye-dilating coffee.
Morning person-ing.
Writing, stitching together, wrestling, and destroying mediocre poetry on 40% post-consumer waste restaurant napkins.

Playing non-competitive bananagrams. It's just too intense if it's a race.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Are you high?

No. My eyes just get super dialated when I'm excited about something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dead Russians' lit and ice cream kōans. Vonnegut, Keret, Hesse, Burroughs. Haruki Murakami is probably my favorite author at the moment. Dive bar bathroom scribbles. Weaning myself off of dead white guy books. Folk punk while working out, Gregorian chant while driving

I can be found in the wild at:
Trader Joe's
Torchy's Tacos
Buffalo Exchange
Dive bars...okay, just Lola's
Half Price Books, probably asking my girlfriend to give me her discount.
A certain chain liquor store wearing some bunny motif

The Moth, This American Life, Welcome to Night Vale, Stuff You Should Know. I can't sit still long enough for tv
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Audiobooks. I would go absolutely nuts without them. Like, put-me-in-a-straightjacket nuts
2. Anything with over 100 IBUs
3. German pocket dictionary
4. Tacos
5. Tofu
6. Pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Coffee, goats, food, bees.
People and cats' neuroses.

Why and how I wound up with the opposing interest in marine biology and the desire to live in landlocked New Mexico. Really? I mean, you make lemonade when life gives you lemons but what the hell am I going to do with that??

I want to be a teacher, but right now the steps toward that goal feel like I'm crawling up a mountain of broken glass and lemon juice.

How little opportunity there is in the supposed land of opportunity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spooning my girlfriend
My girlfriend is now ice cream
Out of a carton

The night's recurring theme was "drunk " because 21. Seeing disheveled, hopeless-looking people at work all the time changed my habits for the better.

Walk around the club like, what up, I'm having an existential crisis. I'm going home now.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Panic attacks pretty often. They've become a bit easier to deal with though.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you need someone in your life or kitchen putting chili powder/chocolate ice cream in your coffee and kimchi in your tacos.

Always looking for friends, regardless of gender, orientation, flavor of crazy. Houston's intimidating. Let's learn about it together.

If you managed to get through all of this without life-altering injuries, impressive. If our enemy percentage is high, prepare yourself.
*final boss music*