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22 Denver, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:26pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Sales / Marketing
Open relationship
Likes dogs
English (Okay), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Will bake banna-nut oat muffins for rent. Sprichst Deutsch mit mich. I came to Denver from Houston on a Greyhound bus with no idea what to do when I got here, but I'm making new friends and drinking canned wine because that's a thing, apparently. Sorry about those life choices, savings account.

Blood type: Caffeinated. Wine? Yes. Goats? Adorable.

Caveat emptor: in an open relationship and a huge fan of heart-shaped elbow patches.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to establish a better sense of self though this has really just consisted of struggling to grow a beard and falling into several other early-twenties clichés. The long-term plan now is to re-enroll in school as soon as I'm not stuck paying the exorbitant out-of-state tuition rates, study for a bourgey sommelier course, and try to fix up my old 1954 Botteccia road bike which is currently a screaming metal death trap. Really, it screams. I'm currently full-time time with the least evil business I've ever worked for, so I think I'll stick with them as long as I can.

Once I get settled in town I'd love to find a way to help at-risk\homeless students, possibly with the help of the
company I work for.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Puttering around in strangers' kitchens making dinner for 2-x people, doing dishes, and sentence fragments.
Brewing eye-dilating teas, morning person-ing because dawn is my favorite part of the day, and writing mediocre, self-indulgent poetry on 40% post-consumer waste napkins. Fracturing my knuckles over and over.

Describing wines. Who knew my once upon a midnight dreary studying for an English Lit degree could ever help me in any capacity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Trying to break far away from dead white guy lit, but....
Etgar Keret, Camus, Carlos Fuentes, Virginia Woolf, Jonathan Foer, Sylvia Plath, Nabokov, Gabriel Marquez, Pablo Neruda, Haruki Murakami (current favorite author)

Podcasts: Welcome to Night Vale, Stuff You Should Know, The Thrilling Adventure Hour, and a skosh of NPR every now and then.

TEGAN AND SARA, Rilo Kiley, Ferraby Lionheart, Woodie Guthrie, Ruth Crawford Seeger, Modest Mouse, The Black Keys, Cold War Kids, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Elliot Smith, Conor Oberst anything, Björk, Die Blockflötes des Todes, Sara Watkins, Laura Marling, Cursive, Two Gallants

Vegetarian Thai, Szechuan, Mexican, and Indian dishes are my fallbacks but I have plans to try making pieroga, shchi, uzkha, and a few other Eastern European comfort foods. More packets of soyrizo than I care to admit. Tons of pineapples now that I can get a discount on them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Audiobooks and podcasts
2. W̶i̶n̶e̶ Borscht
3. Noodle socks
4. Weekends
5. Grungy coffee tables
6. Apple cider vinegar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Coffee, tea, cats, food, bees, and neuroses

Language barriers, English dialects, organic viticulture, how difficult French pronunciation is, border town culture, sustainable agriculture, podcasts, overpopulation and how great it would be if people would quit making babies for a bit while there are so many that need adopting. How evil factory farming and republicans are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coveting things at Buffalo Exchange that will be gone before payday. Sipping cheap wine and making curry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The noises I make at baby goat videos can probably shatter glass.
You should message me if
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If you agree that there's a difference between your, you're, and yarn. Yarn is a completely different word, it doesn't even sound the same.
*final boss music*

If you want to talk about bees or suggest things I could make with the fifty pound sack of rolled oats leaning against my pantry. Let's go to bars and crochet.