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foolisholdgoat1

22 Denver, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Will bake chocolate oatmeal muffins for rent. Sprichst Deutsch mit mich. I came to Denver from Houston on a Greyhound bus with no idea what to do when I got here, but I'm stumbling to the bed in the morning and drinking canned wine because that's a thing, apparently. Sorry about those life choices, savings account.

Blood type: Caffeinated.
Wine: Yes, please.

Caveat emptor: in an open relationship and kind of a rake
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to establish a better sense of self though this has really just consisted of struggling to grow a beard and falling into several other early-twenties clichés. The plan now is to re-enroll in school as soon as I'm not stuck paying out-of-state tuition rates, study for a bourgey sommelier course, and try to fix up my old 1966 Bottecchia road bike which is currently a screaming metal death trap. Really, it screams. I'm working with the least evil business I've ever worked for, so I think I'll do that until I'm sick of it.

Once I get settled in town I'd love to find a way to help at-risk\homeless students.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Puttering around in strangers' kitchens making dinner for 2-x people and writing in sentence fragments. Brewing eye-dilating coffee, morning person-ing and writing godawful, self-indulgent poetry on 40% post-consumer waste napkins.

Describing wines. Who knew my once upon a midnight dreary studying for an English Lit degree could ever help me make money
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In the form of audiobooks because I've been without glasses too long amd can hardly see anything more than a few feet ahead of me right now:

Etgar Keret short stories, Camus, Carlos Fuentes, Virginia Woolf, Rilke, Sylvia Plath, Nabokov, Gabriel Marquez, Pablo Neruda, Haruki Murakami. Starting to get into comics. If you haven't read Saga, check it out.

Podcasts: Welcome to Night Vale, Stuff You Should Know, The Thrilling Adventure Hour, and a skosh of NPR every now and then.

TEGAN AND SARA, Rilo Kiley, Ferraby Lionheart, Woodie Guthrie, Shostakovich, Modest Mouse, The Black Keys, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Elliot Smith, Conor Oberst anything, Sara Watkins, Laura Marling, Cursive

Jesus Christ, I love carbs. Let's do that Lady and the Tramp noodle thing but with pho.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Audiobooks and podcasts
2. W̶i̶n̶e̶ Borscht
3. Noodle socks
4. Days off
5. Grungy coffee tables
6. Argonaut
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Coffee, tea, cats, food, bees, and neuroses

Language barriers, English dialects, organic viticulture, how stupidly difficult French pronunciation is, border town culture, sustainable agriculture, podcasts, overpopulation and how great it would be if people would quit making babies for a bit while there are so many that need adopting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coveting things at Buffalo Exchange that will be gone before payday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The noises I make at baby goat videos can probably shatter glass.

I own a milk steamer and a french press and I'm still not cool.
You should message me if
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If you agree that there's a difference between your, you're, and yarn. Yarn is a completely different word, it doesn't even sound the same.
*final boss music*