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foolisholdgoat1

22 Denver, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Will bake zucchini chocolate chip muffins for rent. I came to Denver from Houston on a Greyhound with a suitcase and a carry on bag to start a new chapter, make new friends, and drink all the craft beer I see. I feel most at home in front of a stove making curry.

Blood type: caffeinated.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Handling a lot of produce and trying to establish a better sense of self but this has really just consisted of failing to grow a beard and falling into several other early-twenties clichés. A while ago I was commiting Russian vocabulary to memory so I could pick up on when my employers were marveling at how I managed to feed myself for 22 years. The plan was to vend wine in Boulder while I work on getting WSET certified but right at this moment, I work for a great health food store in Denver. I want to rock climb too but I have no idea how to get started!

Once I get settled in town to I'd love to find a way to help at-risk\homeless youth. I graduated high school while basically homeless due to a lot of help I was given freely and I've always wanted to give back.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching every fifth word in telenovelas, making dinner for 2-x people, doing dishes, and sentence fragments.
Brewing eye-dilating coffee, morning person-ing because dawn is my favorite part of the day, and writing mediocre poetry on 40% post-consumer waste napkins.

Describing wines. Who knew my once upon a midnight dreary studying for an English Lit degree could help me make money. Working in the environments that I do, regulars see me as their express-lane therapist which I'm usually pretty anxious about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Trying to break away from dead white guy lit, but....
Dostoevsky, Etgar Keret Camus, Jonathan Foer, Sylvia Plath, Haruki Murakami is probably my favorite author, J.D. Salinger's Nine Stories

Podcasts: Welcome to Night Vale, Stuff You Should Know, The Thrilling Adventure Hour, and a skosh of NPR every now and then.

TEGAN AND SARA, Rilo Kiley, Woodie Guthrie, Ruth Crawford Seeger, Modest Mouse, The Black Keys, Cold War Kids, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Elliot Smith, Conor Oberst anything, Björk, Die Blockflötes des Todes, Sara Watkins, Laura Marling

Vegetarian takes on Thai, Mexican, and Indian dishes. More packets of vegetarian chorizo than I care to admit. Tons of pineapples now that I can get a discount on them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Audiobooks and podcasts
2. Wine
3. Noodle socks
4. Weekends
5. Beaten-up coffee tables
6. Tiny cat noises
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Coffee, goats, cats, food, bees, and neuroses

Language barriers, English dialects, viticulture, how difficult French pronunciation is, border town culture, sustainable agriculture, podcasts, overpopulation and how great it would be if people would quit making babies for a bit while there are so many that need adopting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring Denver and Boulder but I could definitely use a guide. Until now, I've been stuck in Texas my whole life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The noises I make at baby goat videos can probably shatter glass.
You should message me if
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If you agree that there's a difference between your, you're, and yarn. Yarn is a completely different word, it doesn't even sound the same.
*final boss music*

If you want to talk about bees