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21 M Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:50pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Poorly), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Important caveat: dating someone monogamously. Yes, we are both aware of each other's OKC accounts. Yeah, transparency and stuff.

Blood type: caffeinated. INFP. 5w4?
I want to teach in some capacity because riding a bike and reading books in coffee shops all day won't pay off student loan debt. Oh, helping people is nice too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to establish a better sense of self but this has really just consisted of failing to grow a beard and falling into several other early-twenties clichés. The previous sentence is just sugarcoating the truth that I'm getting a little better at dealing with the pretty hardcore anxiety I've been trying to attenuate for years. Studying for CLEP exams and trying to be prom queen.

Lately busy (FULL-TIME, WOO) working at a wine shop in Rice village that you should definitely check out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Vegetarian sandwiches.
Belittling myself.
Motivating others
Not motivating myself
Catching every fifth word in telenovelas
Not crying myself to sleep
Pulling weeds.
Sentence fragments.
Brewing eye-dilating coffee.
Morning person-ing.
Writing, stitching together, wrestling, and destroying mediocre poetry on 40% post-consumer waste restaurant napkins.

Playing non-competitive bananagrams. It's just too intense if it's a race.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dead Russians' lit and ice cream kōans. Vonnegut, Keret, Hesse, Burroughs. Haruki Murakami is probably my favorite author at the moment. Dive bar bathroom scribbles. Weaning myself off of dead white guy books. Folk punk while working out, Gregorian chant while driving

I can be found in the wild at:
Trader Joe's
Reading German translations of Calvin and Hobbes comics at Antidote
Torchy's Tacos
Buffalo Exchange
Dive bars...okay, just Lola's
Half Price Books, probably asking my girlfriend to give me her discount.
A certain chain liquor store wearing some bunny motif

The Moth, This American Life, Welcome to Night Vale, Stuff You Should Know. I can't sit still long enough for tv
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Audiobooks. I would go absolutely nuts without them. Like, put-me-in-a-straightjacket nuts
2. Anything with over 100 IBUs
3. German pocket dictionary
4. Tacos
5. Tofu
6. Pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Coffee, goats, food, bees.
People and cats' neuroses.

Why and how I wound up with the opposing interest in marine biology and the desire to live in landlocked New Mexico. Really? I mean, you make lemonade when life gives you lemons but what the hell am I going to do with that??

I want to be a teacher, but right now the steps toward that goal feel like I'm crawling up a mountain of broken glass and lemon juice.

How little opportunity there is in the supposed land of opportunity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spooning my girlfriend
My girlfriend is now ice cream
Out of a carton

The night's recurring theme was "drunk " because 21. Seeing disheveled, hopeless-looking people at work all the time changed my habits for the better.

Walk around the club like, what up, I'm having an existential crisis. I'm going home now.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Panic attacks pretty often. They've become a bit easier to deal with though.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you need someone in your life or kitchen putting chili powder/chocolate ice cream in your coffee and kimchi in your tacos.

Always looking for friends, regardless of gender, orientation, flavor of crazy. Houston's intimidating. Let's learn about it together.

If you managed to get through all of this without life-altering injuries, impressive. If our enemy percentage is high, prepare yourself.
*final boss music*