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28 / M / straight / Single

Austin, Texas

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White, Other, Undeclared
Height
5' 10" (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Political / Government
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Okay), Latin (Okay)

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I am stubborn, sardonic, and confident.

My Self-Summary

I do not typically carry a monthly balance on my credit cards.

What I’m doing with my life

Just hanging out and doing whatever.

I’m really good at

Being abusive emotionally, physically, and mentally.

The first things people usually notice about me

My big shit-eating grin.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Mother Night by Vonnegut, all of Borges's work

The Cutting Edge starring D.B. Sweeny and Moira Kelly; Blood in, Blood Out: Bound by Honor starring Casper van Dien and Benjamin Bratt

Led Zeppelin, CCR, SOAD, Anal Cunt

Tex-Mex, sushi, pretty much whatever

The six things I could never do without

A tasty brew, a fun-loving crew, being cut like a jew

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Woodworking techniques

On a typical Friday night I am

drinking with friends

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

;)

You should message me if

You have something to say; funny, profound, utterly asinine, I give no shit.