Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a ballerina.
You are a professional ballerina.
You ride a skateboard.
You are a modern dancer.
You are a waitress with artistic aptitude.
You are a lawyer.
You are a Television/media Producer.
You are a master at Origami.
You have ever made a pumpkin pie from a fresh pumpkin not
You are crass but feminine with a tinge of uppity-ness.
When you make a plan, you follow through.
You have a website.
You eat breakfast.
You like to sweat.
You embrace humility.
You wake up extremely early and start working on interesting
You try new things and give money to homeless people on the
You tip well if your service was exceptional, but you elegantly
complain if you are unsatisfied.
You know how to make a man cry.
You know how to sew, knit, run, walk, dance, color, sniff, taste,
write or anything else well. Please have some kind of talent.
You know how to laugh when something is not funny.
You know how to stop someone from intentionally trying to argue
You want to be clingy.
You want to claim me in public.
You will let me cook for you.
You know how to make a small amount of money go a long way.
You like admitting when you are wrong because it teaches
You think you would enjoy spending time with me in complete
You are a calligraphy artist.
You can write extremely long essays or letters using extremely tiny
letters. So tiny that you almost need a magnifying glass to read
You can teach me about cheese or the different kinds of flours that
You have excellent muscle memory.
You think you can beat me at anything.
You want to argue about anything at all.
You want to tell me a disgusting or scandalous secret that you have
never told anyone.
Sometimes you do things that you are ashamed of.
Sometimes you wish you could be put to sleep cryogenically, then
shot into space only to wake up ten years later in another
You take neat pictures but have never had any formal
You can teach me how to win friends and influence people.
Sometimes you hate certain tv shows when you first start watching
them, but then you end up not being able to live without
You know how to clean a room and organize with grace.
You know how to buy me clothes that flatter my body.
You are good at things that I am lacking ability in.
You like to sneak into public restrooms and have sex every once and
You want to elevate both of our lives.
You know where the Tree of life is.
You enjoy the viscosity of different artisan made liquids.
You like to consume a dessert before and after a meal.
You are reading this.
You know how to walk in a pair of heels and high waisted skinny
You like someone that is a rare blend of whimsical and
You want to sit on a bench and make fun of people, or me, with
You are not just trying to act "Tough" on your profile because you
realized you have no character in real life.
You don't use pictures on your profile that misrepresent your
actual body fat %. Own it.
The resolution of your photos does not pixelate when viewed on a
mobile phone because you zoomed in too far to cut out an ex
You don't live in New Jersey.
You like dessert served on a crepe.
You like to be a recluse but yearn to be the center of
You downplay yourself in public and dont ever reveal what you truly
have to offer the world.
You stay up late yet are extremely organized.
You like to eat simple food, yet we will cook each other complex
creations. I am especially interested in your specific Flambe'
You don't need or have a job, yet are still too busy for me.
You think Justin Timberlake knows how to reinvent himself.
You think you can handle me being honest.
You want to eat noodles with me at my favorite ramen noodle
You have extremely soft skin.
Spending time with your family makes you look younger.
You know how to properly eat slowly.
You can make a guy trip by smiling at him on the street.
You have perfect pitch.
You don't care if I say, " I can't hang out, I must work on my (
You wish that Christina Aguilera would have stayed young and thin
You wish that Joni Mitchell would have become more famous.
You don't like the song " I am titanium"
You don't think that you know technical aspects of music.
You don't consider yourself an expert on anything that you dont
have professional experience at. ex: someone paid you to do
You don't believe that we are all connected through a weird remote
viewable dream state-altered consciousness.
You eat small meals all throughout the day.
You have written a scholarly paper or two.
You listen and have some sort of historical knowledge of
instrumental music from the past 500 years.
You adore watching amazing human physical feats.
You can proof read essays like a muthafu(*$&$*%.
You don't eat a lot of sugar.
You don't believe in ghosts.
You don't believe jesus performed miracles.
You think school house rock is strangely mesmerizing.
You like Jack Black sometimes, but not Always.
You liked Jack White better 6 years ago.
You know about how the human body processes iron.
You want me to look sexy and for other women to want to have sex
You don't believe that sex is all that important in a relationship
compared to some things.
You will gift me a puzzle and put it together with me.
You can get me a discount on Framing Jobs. It is so expensive to
get something framed. It makes me angry.
You eat oatmeal at night and not in the morning.
You eat 2-3 servings of fruits and 2-3 servings of veggies per
You will buy me vegetables from markets just because they look
Your palate is more developed than mine.
You can listen to my singing voice and tell me exactly how to be
more enjoyable to listen to.
You obsess over things and create amazing projects all on your
You believe in yourself more than a higher power.
You like science. Like reaaaaaaaaaaly like science.
You wish you were vulcan, not because you like star trek, but
because you wish had that kind of self control.
You know how to plan a heist. Seriously.
You wish you were an art thief.
You like to listen to the same song over and over again.
You acknowledge that Mozart was a prolific musician and you can
give me three examples why.
You will massage my hands.
You believe reason and accountability would win in a fight between
emotion and desires.