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29 Moberly, MO Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 8, 2014
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Less than $20,000
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Well hell, I never really know what to put here. I'm crazy, kooky, and more random than most people would guess by lookin' at me. I'm a totally out lesbian, but I do find the (very) occasional guy attractive on a "I like lookin' at 'em but that's about it" kind of level. It's usually the very feminine guys that catch my eye, and the at least slightly masculine- butch girls that drive me wild. ;)

I'm a casual game addict, an occasional drunken dancer (you have been warned), a "crappy but totally fine with it" artist of various media, a grammar geek but definitely not a nazi about it, and the mistress of sometimes funny, possibly unfunny sarcastic humor that some people get and others don't. When the shower curtain is closed I'm a completely unashamed nekkid rock star. If I'm quiet I'm thinking, and look out world, sometimes when I think scary things follow. I'm kind of girly, but mostly natural about it. I'm slightly "manly", but only in that "I'll carry heavy stuff and can (usually) squish my own spiders" kind of way. I'm a subtle flirt, and a not so subtle cuddle-bug. Seriously, some days I crave cuddles like alcoholics crave beer.

I don't tolerate lies, BS, or drama in my life, so if you have a tendency to argue over nothing, fight/scream when an adult conversation would resolve the issue with much less pain and emotional trauma, or change your story every time we talk I wouldn't bother getting to know me 'cause you'll be outta my life pretty quick when I figure you out. Otherwise, well you know where I'm at, and now you know a bit about me to get ya started! Anything else, just ask. Peace, Pride, and Prestidigitation. :)
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a CNA at a residential care facility, and I love it. I do eventually want to further my education, but I'm not quite sure exactly what field I want to pursue. I've been branching out and exploring my interests and talents quite a bit. I am rather artistically inclined, and I spend a lot of my free time pursuing my muse. I am also very dedicated to getting fit and have been making lifestyle changes toward that end for almost a year now. I'm not so much concerned about how I look, it's really all about being the strongest and healthiest me I can be that keeps me motivated.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, ignoring my (usually accurate) intuition, being awkward, finding the right music for every moment, being there for the people I care about, and catching rogue chinchillas.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People usually notice my mouth straight out the gate. It's cute, sassy, framed by some juicily plump lips, and occasionally loud as all hell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have to pick favorites? Damn. I don't really watch much tv, but I do love Orange is the New Black, Hemlock Grove, Game of Thrones, How It's Made, Dexter, and pretty much all 90's Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network shows. I like my television time to be both entertaining and enlightening for the most part. As far as music goes I'm an open book. Not a huge fan of opera or country (although I'm tolerant of both), and I love finding new bands (but I'm not obsessed with it). I like music with a good beat for dancing, R&B for the emotional moments and le sexy time, and rap when I'm pissed. Food? I'm pretty good in the kitchen, but I can't say I've got a specific favorite food. I adore trying out pretty much anybody's "special dish", which is another way of saying that I appreciate my friends' culinary creativity. I like too many movies to list, from dumb and funny to thought provoking, action packed to "grab your girl and hold on tight" scary. My favorite way to spend a Saturday night is cuddled up on the couch with a great girl, a bowl of popcorn, and a movie. Books are another subject entirely, and I really do think there should be a separate section just for my love of books. I read constantly. It's an escape, sure, but also the best way to learn without setting foot in a classroom. I've got a new intellectual interest every week, and my books tend to reflect that. I actually own more books than I own clothes, movies, or anything else for that matter, and the library is the best place in my town. I've read literally thousands of books, and I've liked most of them, or at least parts of most of them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I believe that all things in life are temporary, but some things in life are absolutely necessary regardless of the form they take. The things that are most necessary to me are music, good friends, showers/baths, laughter, art, and Chapstick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Most people would tell you that rather than thinking about one thing for a lot of time I tend to think about most things entirely too much. I like to examine situations, questions, and pretty much everything else from all angles, but overanalyzing is sometimes a blessing and a curse for both me and whoever else is involved. It may bug ya, just sayin'. :P
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, hanging out with friends, or getting some 'me' time, depending on the week I've had.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am an extroverted introvert. Most people who know me casually will tell you that I talk more than the average bear, and I'm good with hanging out in groups, but it really does wear on me to be outgoing sometimes, especially if I don't know the other people involved. I get worn out socially after a while and usually need to go somewhere private to regroup.
You should message me if
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Hit me up if you're lookin' for some great conversation, advice, chill time, or a riddle or joke that'll put a smile on your face. Fair warning, I'm not a b-word, but if it looks like you didn't put any effort into it I'm probably not gonna respond.