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27 F Moberly, MO

My Details

Last Online
Jun 26, 2013
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well hell, I never really know what to put here. I'm crazy, kooky, and more random than most people would guess by lookin' at me. I'm a totally out lesbian, but I do find the (very) occasional guy attractive on a "I like lookin' at 'em but that's about it" kind of level. It's usually the very feminine guys that catch my eye, and the at least slightly masculine- butch girls that drive me wild. ;)

I'm a casual game addict, a World of Warcraft geek on hiatus, an occasional drunken dancer (you have been warned), a "crappy but totally fine with it" artist of various media, a grammar geek but not a nazi about it, and the mistress of sometimes funny, possibly unfunny sarcastic humor that some people get and others don't. When the shower curtain is closed I'm a completely unashamed nekkid rock star. If I'm quiet I'm thinkin', and look out world, sometimes when I think scary things follow. I'm kind of girly, but mostly natural about it, and definitely not superficial, shallow, or fake. I'm slightly "manly", but only in that "I'll carry heavy stuff and can (usually) squish my own spiders" kind of way. I'm a subtle flirt, and a not so subtle cuddle-bug. Seriously, some days I crave cuddles like alcoholics crave beer.

I have next to no filter between brain and mouth, and I prefer to warn anyone I meet that eventually I probably will say something that comes out wrong and offends you or pisses you off. When this happens I strongly suggest that you say something to me, or ask me to clarify what I was trying to say, 'cause usually I didn't mean it how it came out, and I'd be happy to explain exactly what I did mean. Either that or I meant it exactly how I said it, but I'll tell ya if that's the case as well. :)

I don't tolerate lies, BS, or drama in my life, so if you have a tendency to argue over nothing, fight/scream when an adult conversation would resolve the issue with much less pain and trauma, change your stories every time we talk, or say things that aren't true I wouldn't bother getting to know me 'cause you'll be outta my life pretty quick when I figure you out. Otherwise, well you know where I'm at, and now you know a bit about me to get ya started! Anything else, just ask. Peace, Pride, and Prestidigitation. :)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm all over the place, and imo I'm perfectly ok just as I am. I'm workin' on my portrait skills, and starting to put a portfolio together in an attempt to get into art school. I cook at a residential care facility to pay the bills.
I’m really good at
Drawing in pencil, pissin' people off (accidentally or otherwise), being there for my friends in whatever way I can, and catching rogue chinchillas. Also: Trivia, randomness, and cuddles.
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually notice my mouth straight out the gate. It's cute, sassy, framed by some juicily plump lips, and occasionally loud as all hell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have to pick favorites? Damn. I don't really watch tv, but on occasion I've been known to get down on some Pawn Stars, and I'm halfway addicted to How It's Made. I like my television time to be both entertaining and enlightening. As far as music goes I'm an open book. Not a huge fan of opera or country (although I'm tolerant of both), and I love finding new bands (but I'm not obsessed with it). I like music with a good beat for dancing, R&B for the emotional moments and le sexy time, and rap when I'm pissed. Food? I'm pretty good in the kitchen, but I can't say I've got a specific favorite food. I adore trying out pretty much anybody's "special dish", which is another way of saying that I appreciate my friend's culinary creativity. I like too many movies to list, from dumb and funny to thought provoking, action packed to "grab your girl and hold on tight" scary. My favorite way to spend a Saturday night is cuddled up on the couch with a great girl, a bowl of popcorn, and a movie. Books are another subject entirely, and I really do think there should be a separate section just for my love of books. I read constantly. It's an escape, sure, but also the best way to learn without setting foot in a classroom. I've got a new interest every week, and my books tend to reflect that. I actually own more books than I own clothes, movies, or anything else for that matter, and the library is the best place in my town. I've read literally thousands of books, and I've liked most of them, or at least parts of most of them.
The six things I could never do without
I could not continue my life without my iPod, good friends, chapstick or equivalent, eyeliner, Hawaiian Punch, and the love of the people I love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Most people would tell you that rather than thinking about one thing for a lot of time I tend to think about most things entirely too much. I like to examine situations, questions, and pretty much everything else from all angles, but overanalyzing is sometimes a blessing and a curse for both me and whoever else is involved. It may bug ya, just sayin'. :P
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working, hanging out with friends, or getting some 'me' time, depending on the week I've had.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My two go-to activities to relieve stress are walking... and "special private time" with me, myself, and I. Yeah, I mean exactly what ya think I mean by that. ;)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Hit me up if you're lookin' for some great conversation, advice, chill time, or a riddle or joke that'll put a smile on your face. Fair warning, I'm not a b-word, but if it looks like you didn't put any effort into it I'm probably not gonna respond.