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36 Minneapolis, MN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:42pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
A little extra
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Entertainment / Media
More than $1,000,000
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a job. I live in South Minneapolis until May 1st and then where I'm going, I don't need roads... Maybe Northeast Minneapolis or something. I'm currently looking.
. I have no family in any of the Dakotas, so you never have to go there with me ever. I promise you that. I do have a son and I'm very much a part of his life, and he mine. You wouldn't meet him for a long time unless things go well. Even then, a long time. I produce a weekly comedy show that is successful in terms of longevity.
I can't stand bullshit and appreciate being called out on it. I am very emotional but know when to be stoic. I used to be from Indiana and am embarrassed by the recent legislation.
I root for the underdog and I try to have change in case you want to buy a soda.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Life. It is a bumpy road, but if it was smooth all the time it would put you to sleep and then you crash in a ditch and then your insurance rates will go up. I do things to keep me busy while trying to honor the memories of absent friends. Throughout everything, I work hard to make people laugh. I make mistakes and sometimes I get it right. Knowing what you're about helps & I stopped playing games with women I'm interested in a long time ago. So whatever I'm doing with life right now, know that it is deliberate and often just right for me.
I'm pretty shy when it comes to women. It's strange when I can get in front of an audience and flirt and be outgoing. One on one, though, I'm ridiculous.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and feel like they are the best at what I think they are good at. And what they are good at interests me most, because maybe they can teach me.
I'm also pretty crafty.

I am a good person, I think. I was raised well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: American Gods, Neverwhere, Good Omens, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, War for the Oaks, Alas! Babylon, All of your shitty fanfiction on various topics, Many more..

Movies: Highlander, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Escape from New York, Escape From LA, Amelie, What Dreams May Come, Gunter's Dream, Roommate Fight For No Reason!, Batman, Batman Begins, Batman Returns, Batman and the Quest for Batman's Batman, Batman and Friends find a well and learn about honesty and Sharing, Batman finds his Dad's Gun, Batman and the Reefer his best friend Chad wants him to try, Batman gets Even With Chad, Batman learns to conserve electricity, Batman does his chores, Batman has a new baby sister, Batman hunts Demons, Batman tries to let go of his Co-Dependency Issues, Batman-Live at The Apollo(TV MiniSeries), PALS, The Big Lebowski, True Stories, Many more..

TV Shows: Rick and Morty, Archer, Highlander The Series, Batman The Animated Series, Moonlighting, Psycho TV, You Can't Do That On Television, Firefly, Doctor Who.

Music: Queen, The Beach Boys, Brian Wilson solo stuff, The Cars, Blondie, The Kinks, Aerosmith, David Bowie, The Police, Talking Heads, Cap'n Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters, They Might Be Giants, The Dresden Dolls, More and more as I become older and older. .
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A notebook. Not too big and not too small.
laser pointer. To distract the giant cats on Giant Cat Island.
A heavy black ink pen. the kind with the gel ink.
A Twenty dollar bill. To impress you with.
My mjolnir necklace. for luck and to identify my body in glorious battle.
Fruit snacks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I can get up in front of an audience and talk at length about stuff, but one on one it takes so much effort to seem interesting. I'm so much more quiet than people realize.
I also wonder where I left my pen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing and hoping and planning and dreaming.
Sneaking out of the house for a couple hours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make a wish at 11:11pm every day.
You should message me if
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You wanna make out or arm wrestle. You appreciate people who are on time and keep promises. You can figure out which way north is. You are not scared of someone awesome.
Or if you are not frightened by how ultra scary it is to even say hi on this thing. Think of it from my perspective: Just cause I'm saying hello doesn't mean I am saying let's get it on. You have to buy me a drink first.
You are funny. because I'll know if you aren't.
You do exactly as you please and never apologize for it.