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36 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:04pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Space camp
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Avoid me like the fucking plague.
That is your one warning.
I work a day job, but run a weekly show where you get to see the real me. I am a geek.
I will fight for my friends and family.
Don't fuck with Babysitter.
I'm Hopelessly romantic, but I'm getting annoyed with people on here because one percentage point is off, or a word is out of place. Give a guy a chance! if you are not interested, stop visiting my profile! This is not the Droid you are looking for.
Kind of funny, sometimes.
Tend to need a haircut all the time.
Devoted to making people feel like laughing most of the time.
A believer in the good bits of humanity.
Great tipper.
American by Birth, Time Lord by choice. Yeah, I'm a geek. It's charming, trust me.

I like Writing, Music, Art, Sunshine, Fun.
The 1980's
The 1990's. The dodgy half.
Watching thrilling movies of Derring Do.
Watching B- Movies and those labeled as such, but not deserving of that title.
Fighting about what movies are considered "B".
Live Comedy Shows.
Loads of other bits that are shrouded in mystery and fog from my fog machine. I love fog machines. I own two fog machines. also: fog machines.

I am Funny, charming, and made of lasers! And I will pop culture the shit out of you.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find my place in the Comedy Community of the TC. I do have a day job. But I always look forward and see light at the end of tunnels.
That sounds like I die a lot. I do. but only when trying to save princesses from pixelated castles of lies.
I am working on several writing projects right now. in slow motion. I'm in rehearsals for a fringe show. I have a lot of good people surrounding me, but want to meet someone not involved in what I do all the time. Need some variety. Spice of life, and all that.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh and feel like they are the best at what I think they are good at. And what they are good at interests me most, because maybe they can teach me.

I am a good person, I think. I was raised well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like that one guy from the thing. No, not that thing, the other thing. Stop. I'm gonna get it, bro. The dude from X-Men. wait. Yeah. the guy who killed the guy from twister. "heroin?" Yeah that guy. only more...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
From My Facebook Profile:

Books: American Gods, Neverwhere, Good Omens, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, War for the Oaks, Alas! Babylon, All of your shitty fanfiction on various topics, Many more..

Movies: Highlander, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Escape from New York, Escape From LA, Amelie, What Dreams May Come, Gunter's Dream, Roommate Fight For No Reason!, Batman, Batman Begins, Batman Returns, Batman and the Quest for Batman's Batman, Batman and Friends find a well and learn about honesty and Sharing, Batman finds his Dad's Gun, Batman and the Reefer his best friend Chad wants him to try, Batman gets Even With Chad, Batman learns to conserve electricity, Batman does his chores, Batman has a new baby sister, Batman hunts Demons, Batman tries to let go of his Co-Dependency Issues, Batman-Live at The Apollo(TV MiniSeries), PALS, The Big Lebowski, True Stories, Many more..

TV Shows: Rick and Morty, Archer, Highlander The Series, Batman The Animated Series, Moonlighting, Psycho TV, You Can't Do That On Television, Firefly, Doctor Who.

Music: Queen, The Beach Boys, Brian Wilson solo stuff, The Cars, Blondie, The Kinks, Aerosmith, David Bowie, Talking Heads, Cap'n Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters, They Might Be Giants, The Dresden Dolls, More and more as I become older and older. .
The six things I could never do without
A notebook. Not too big and not too small.
laser pointer. To distract the giant cats on Giant Cat Island.
A heavy black ink pen. the kind with the gel ink.
A Twenty dollar bill. To impress you with.
My mjolnir necklace. for luck and to identify my body in glorious battle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Shaft. He's one bad Mother.
Helping people out.
Cleaning and re-arranging my room.
To do lists.
Bus Schedules.
British Television.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wishing and hoping and planning and dreaming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I make a wish at 11:11pm every day.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You wanna make out or arm wrestle. You appreciate people who are on time and keep promises. You can figure out which way north is. You are not scared of someone awesome.
Or if you are not frightened by how ultra scary it is to even say hi on this thing. Think of it from my perspective: Just cause I'm saying hello doesn't mean I am saying let's get it on. You have to buy me a drink first.
You are funny. because I'll know if you aren't.
You do exactly as you please and never apologize for being yourself.
Also: 80% match or better, please.