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fortinbras99

36 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I run a mildly successful law firm that deals in probate mostly, some tax stuff. And by that, I mean I run a comedy showcase.

Loads of other bits that are shrouded in mystery and fog from my fog machine. I love fog machines. I own two fog machines. also: fog machines.

I am Funny, charming, and made of lasers! And I will pop culture the shit out of you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to find my place in the Comedy Community of the TC. It really is the best in the country. I have a day job in a spacious cube with high ceilings and lots of action figures... however, I host a comedyshow in NE Minneapolis & that is what I like doing.
I am working on several writing projects right now. in slow motion. I'm in rehearsals for a fringe show. (opens on August 1st). I have a lot of good people surrounding me, but want to meet someone not involved in what I do all the time. Need some variety. Spice of life, and all that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and feel like they are the best at what I think they are good at. And what they are good at interests me most, because maybe they can teach me.
I'm also pretty crafty.

I am a good person, I think. I was raised well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have pretty good hair for a guy in advancing years.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: American Gods, Neverwhere, Good Omens, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, War for the Oaks, Alas! Babylon, All of your shitty fanfiction on various topics, Many more..

Movies: Highlander, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Escape from New York, Escape From LA, Amelie, What Dreams May Come, Gunter's Dream, Roommate Fight For No Reason!, Batman, Batman Begins, Batman Returns, Batman and the Quest for Batman's Batman, Batman and Friends find a well and learn about honesty and Sharing, Batman finds his Dad's Gun, Batman and the Reefer his best friend Chad wants him to try, Batman gets Even With Chad, Batman learns to conserve electricity, Batman does his chores, Batman has a new baby sister, Batman hunts Demons, Batman tries to let go of his Co-Dependency Issues, Batman-Live at The Apollo(TV MiniSeries), PALS, The Big Lebowski, True Stories, Many more..

TV Shows: Rick and Morty, Archer, Highlander The Series, Batman The Animated Series, Moonlighting, Psycho TV, You Can't Do That On Television, Firefly, Doctor Who.

Music: Queen, The Beach Boys, Brian Wilson solo stuff, The Cars, Blondie, The Kinks, Aerosmith, David Bowie, The Police, Talking Heads, Cap'n Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters, They Might Be Giants, The Dresden Dolls, More and more as I become older and older. .
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A notebook. Not too big and not too small.
laser pointer. To distract the giant cats on Giant Cat Island.
A heavy black ink pen. the kind with the gel ink.
A Twenty dollar bill. To impress you with.
My mjolnir necklace. for luck and to identify my body in glorious battle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I can get up in front of an audience and talk at length about stuff, but one on one it takes so much effort to seem interesting. I'm so much more quiet than people realize.
I also wonder where I left my pen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing and hoping and planning and dreaming.
Sneaking out of the house for a couple hours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make a wish at 11:11pm every day.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna make out or arm wrestle. You appreciate people who are on time and keep promises. You can figure out which way north is. You are not scared of someone awesome.
Or if you are not frightened by how ultra scary it is to even say hi on this thing. Think of it from my perspective: Just cause I'm saying hello doesn't mean I am saying let's get it on. You have to buy me a drink first.
You are funny. because I'll know if you aren't.
You do exactly as you please and never apologize for being yourself.
Also: 80% match or better, please.