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fortinbrass

21 / M / straight / Single

Ljubljana, Slovenia

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.76m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Slovenian (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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I am very uptight, totaly boring, and frequently sarcastic.

My Self-Summary

I came to this site by accident, just by taking some tests, concerning my health. (that's why the silly username) A year and a half later I came back after noticing an email from this site inviting me to take a new test. Afterwards I started browsing this site a bit more...

Anyhow, I'm not very tall, but I'm not a midget; I come from Slovenija, wich is (not counting the stupid politicians an' such) a piece of Paradise on this planet. Big whoop, wanna fight about it? (disregard last sentence if you don't know what Family Guy is (wich is a fatal embarrasment and in this case you should walk around with a paper bag on your face :) )

I like to have fun (who doesn't) and hang out with people I care about. I like to joke around whenever possible. I'm very open-minded, I never look at things just from one angle, I'm not judgemental and unless there is no other way I try to keep my words solid - I just hate when people talk big and then they do nothing, or worse, the opposite. And I allways perfer to extinguish fires rather to incite them.

Ime mi je grega in žvim v lublani. Nam ponaulu že napisanga, ker če ne znaš anglešk, pol raj ne zgubli cajta z branjem tega, pa se nauč kej! :)

Ich kann nich auf Deutsch sprechen weil ich habe die alle Sprache vergessen. Ja, ich veiss es - ich bin sehr faul im Momenten.

What I’m doing with my life

Mostly I'm trying to figure out who I really am, because I spent the last few years smoking so much weed like it was a national sport or something. So now I'm trying to stop doing the reefer and undo some of the damage. Being high 24/7 made me blew up pretty much everything and now I'm back living with my mum'n'bro, 'cos I was unable to continue paying the rent.

But now that I REALLY try to be sober most of the time I'll have to see what times bring me, so I can't really say what specifficaly I'm doing with my life - just that I'm not wasting it anymore (at least most of the time).

I’m really good at

trying to make people laugh (or annoying them if I'm in a bad mood) and make them happy.

spending money or thinking of ideas how to do so,

partying, heavy drinking and barfing on the backseat of your car (please don't take me too seriously) :) dancing, pool (at least used to be)

solving complicate matters (when I'm not pushing up daisys)

and seeing the good when it's all going bad. (yea, I know it's from an old Moby song... so what?! you think of something better!) :)

The first things people usually notice about me

That eventhough being the shortest (my friends are way too tall) I'm usually the loudest.

That I'm generally a genuine nice person(if you don't try to mess with somebody I hold dear).

Some notice my strangely interesting green eyes, but others notice that I don't have perfect teeth - it depends on the person.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I haven't read a lot of books, because utill just recently I was your regular (or even over-excessive) pot-smoker. The only books you'd know that I've read (and liked) would be "the LotR" and "the Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time" (for school paper). I remember two more: "Ravenor" (Dan Abnett) and "Pod svobodnim soncem" (trl.: Under the Free Sun, by F.S. Finžgar)

movies... I could start with Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove, most of Tarantino's or Tim Burton's films. I also like good (and some of the bad) Sci-Fi and pretty much everything that draws me into the story.

I also listen to most types of music, as long as I like it. But mostly I like rock, punk or even electronic music. And anything you can dance to. Artists/groups: Prodigy, the Exploited, Sex Pistols, Justin Timberlake (...), the Offspring (not the new albums), Depeche Mode, even D12 with M&M.

Food: I'm a little picky when it comes to food, but if necessary I'll eat anything. My favourite would be the (don't know how to say it in English) classical every-kid's favourite; Wienerschnitzel w/ Pommes-Frites and green salad (yea, yea, that's good!) :)

The six things I could never do without

1. being with a loved-one 2. females (what would be the point of living in a male-only world???) 3. friends 4. music 5. haning out with/doing the above 6. getting wasted (so I'm still a slave to my old habbits... everyone has a weakness)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How will things be in the future, what could I do better in the past... instead of making THIS moment last.

Why on earth most of the people act like they have shit instead of brain.

that who the hell decided having a lot of cash and fancy cars is so darn important. Why people focus on Britney or Lindsay Lohan, but missing best moments of their life.

what the hell was I doing for the last few years?!

On a typical Friday night I am

out drinking (well ofcourse I'm not drunk every week (anymore), but you still shouldn't take things so seriously (: )... but usually I spend them with one or perferably more friends.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have 2" of hard dick! :D

no, but seriously... I don't shower. (ok, I have to stop joke around at some point or you'll think I'm totally disgousting)

I don't like to have sex with chicks (ok sorry, this admitting private thing won't go with me... just pick one yourself (: )

You should message me if

you don't have anything better to do :p