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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 15
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I work as a Manager for a Security company. I'm sarcastic and I try to make people smile whenever I can. My friends seem to think I'm a pretty great guy.

I am sickeningly positive about life, and do my best to smile at all times. No one likes a person that frowns all the time, and life is too short to be angry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At this point most of my time is devoted to work, but I would like to break away from the constant cycle of work and sleep to meet a nice girl and see what happens between us.

My long term goals include: being awesomer, joining a travelling group to do stupid human tricks, and get in arguments about the philosophy of DragonBallZ/Star Wars Crossovers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can talk to almost anyone about almost anything. I have an amazing set of friends who keep me grounded when I find time to talk with them. I like to talk about nerdy things, but I hold my own (at least I think) when I speak to my clients and patrons.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile a lot. Like all the time. My laugh is very distinctive, you can hear me from miles away laughing like an idiot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If there are spaceships and guns in it, I'll probably love it.

I love books, but have no time to read. I love cartoons with morals and grand themes. I seem to gravitate to shows and books with some sort of evil that must be destroyed, so I can see the evolution of the hero on their quest to vanquish that evil.

Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, current Batman movies, Harry Potter, Shoot 'em Up, the Complete works of Edgar Allen Poe, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, The Fifth Element, Pulp Fiction... The list is long, and I am tired.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Coheed and Cambria's discography
2. Coffee
3. Reddit (it's my internet home)
4. Good food (I'll try anything once, unless there are mushrooms, then hell no)
5. Making jokes out of whatever situation I find myself in
6. My cats (they're my favorite non-human friends, and they cuddle all the time)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever is interesting at the time. From discussions about the changes to the DSM between IV and V, to the finest of fart jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, then heading to find a quiet bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My dreams are all in the third person, as if I'm watching a movie, or playing a video game.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to have fun and learn things. A stagnant mind is a waste of a life, and I want to explore all I can while I have the ability to do so.