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fortuna_matata

32 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I work as a Manager for a Security company. I'm sarcastic and I try to make people smile whenever I can. My friends seem to think I'm a pretty great guy.

I am sickeningly positive about life, and do my best to smile at all times. No one likes a person that frowns all the time, and life is too short to be angry.
What I’m doing with my life
At this point most of my time is devoted to work, but I would like to break away from the constant cycle of work and sleep to meet a nice girl and see what happens between us.

My long term goals include: being awesomer, joining a travelling group to do stupid human tricks, and get in arguments about the philosophy of DragonBallZ/Star Wars Crossovers.
I’m really good at
I can talk to almost anyone about almost anything. I have an amazing set of friends who keep me grounded when I find time to talk with them. I like to talk about nerdy things, but I hold my own (at least I think) when I speak to my clients and patrons.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smile a lot. Like all the time. My laugh is very distinctive, you can hear me from miles away laughing like an idiot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If there are spaceships and guns in it, I'll probably love it.

I love books, but have no time to read. I love cartoons with morals and grand themes. I seem to gravitate to shows and books with some sort of evil that must be destroyed, so I can see the evolution of the hero on their quest to vanquish that evil.

Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, current Batman movies, Harry Potter, Shoot 'em Up, the Complete works of Edgar Allen Poe, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, The Fifth Element, Pulp Fiction... The list is long, and I am tired.
The six things I could never do without
1. Coheed and Cambria's discography
2. Coffee
3. Reddit (it's my internet home)
4. Good food (I'll try anything once, unless there are mushrooms, then hell no)
5. Making jokes out of whatever situation I find myself in
6. My cats (they're my favorite non-human friends, and they cuddle all the time)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever is interesting at the time. From discussions about the changes to the DSM between IV and V, to the finest of fart jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, then heading to find a quiet bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My dreams are all in the third person, as if I'm watching a movie, or playing a video game.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to have fun and learn things. A stagnant mind is a waste of a life, and I want to explore all I can while I have the ability to do so.